Don't Hug Me I'm Scared - The Love Song lyrics

A little baby pigeon Have you ever wondered why we're here? What's it all about, you've no idea And everywhere you look all you see is hatred, and darkness, d**h and fear But you know it doesn't have to be That I hate you, and you hate me 'Cause even though we're different, it doesn't make a difference And we can live in harmony No, you don't know who I am But maybe I could hold your hand And together we can understand about love Huh? I feel tingly! Yes, that's love, my friend And it's time for you to learn all about it! (Love is a place, love is a thing) (Love is a place, love is a thing) (Love is a place, love is a thing) (Love is a place, love is a thing) And do you ever feel like life's unfair 'Cause everybody hates you, and no one cares? But if you follow me, maybe you'll see That love is everywhere What is love, is it in the sky? No, it's a feeling, deep inside Because I'm hungry No, you're lonely I can see it in your eyes I don't understand Don't worry! You will soon Come and meet some of my friends, they know all about love Come on, just over the rainbow! Oh look, there he goes, flying through the sky Maybe we should follow him, or we'll get left behind Yes, but there's lots of chicken left And I'd like to eat the chicken I'd also like to eat the chicken, let's do that instead So here we are with all my friends And they love you, all of them Yes, we do It is true We love you And you love us too! I love you too, furry boy Hee hee, harder! Now we've eaten the chicken, I don't know what to do Maybe we should look for our friend Isn't that what friends do? And we have finished the chicken picnic To love each other, is to care To be kind, and to share I love my friend so I give him a hug I made this for you, 'cause I love you so much I love my pet, 'cause he's a crab I love this tree and I love this stick and I love this bug No no no, that's not how it's done You must save your love for your special one My special one? Everyone has a special one Even me? But I am lonely Yes, it's true! But do not worry You're confused, but that's okay Let me put it another way This is the story of Michael, the loneliest boy in town This is the story of Michael, the ugliest boy in town Ugly and weak They called him a freak So he lived on his own underground He lived on his own underground He lived on his own underground You see, everyone has a special one Even Michael! You heart beats hard like a big love drum Calling for your special one So be patient! 'Cause just maybe Your special one will come He's made for her and she's made for him That's the way it's always been And it's perfect, and it's pure And it's protected with a ring That's the way that all love goes Like a flower it grows and grows And it's forever and forever And now we all worship our king, our king Huh? (Our king) His name is Malcolm (Our king) He is the king of love (Our king) We must feed him (Our king) We must feed him gravel (Our king) Or he becomes angry (Our king) Mmm, gravel (Our king) And this is your chance to start anew (Our king) And all we're asking you to do (Our king) Is change your name and clean your brain (Our king) And forget anything about you ever knew (Our king) And your heart will find its home (Our king) And our love will never go (Our king) Now wear this ring, and join the king! (Our king) And you will never be alone