Don't Hug Me I'm Scared - The Computer Song lyrics

Wow, look! I'm a computer I'm a computery guy Everything made out of bu*tons and wires I'd like to show you, inside my digital life Inside my mind there is a digital mind Oh, maybe you can help us answer this question What is the biggest thing... Clever I'm very clevery guy (Wow!) Count to a fifty in the blink of my eye And print a picture, and then I tell you the time (Time?) Help you to find something you're wanting to find Now it's easy to be a clever smart boy like me If you can do it all digitally! Wow, I'd like to be as smart as a computer Actually, we already have a computer Great, great news! Now, before we begin our journey I just need to get some information from you What's your name? Where do you live? What do you like to eat? I live in my house Spaghetti! Well, my name is... Great news! Now, just a few more questions, and we'll be on our way (Wait a second) What's your favorite color? (Stop talking) Do you like cow's or goat's milk? (Be quiet) Do you have brown hair? What is your blood type? Are you a... (Shut up!) Don't touch me! What? Welcome, in my digital home Eerything's made out of numbers and code (Huh?) Wow! We're all computery Oh yeah, wow, wow, wow, 'cause of the computer I don't get it How could it be? If I'm sitting at home, but I'm inside the screen But you're not you You're your digital you Virtually real, but controlled by real you But if he's not quite real, then I'm not real too And you're not real you He's inside your real you Oh wow, how amazing, and interesting too But in this digital world, what can we do? What can we do? Hey, good question Well, it's up to you In the digital world, there's only three things to do Wow, look a pie chart Digital style Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun Wow, look, a bar graph Digital style Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun Wow, look, a line graph Digital style Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun Wow, look, an oblong Digital style Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun Wow, look, nothing Digital style Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun Wow, look, nothing Digital style Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun Wow, look, nothing Digital style Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun Do a digital dancing Do a digital dancing Do a digital dancing Do a digital dancing Do a digit- ...makes two and one I am going to paint a picture of a clown My dad is a computer You are not invited to the party Wait, what?