Don't Hug Me I'm Scared - Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 4 lyrics

Oh, I guess it's my turn to choose a card, Let's see: What is the biggest thing in the world? That's a tricky one. A mountains? A sky? A windmill? No! If only there was a way to learn more about the world. Yes, if only there was some way to learn more information about this. Wow, look! I'm a computer. I'm a computery guy, Everything made out of bu*tons and wires, I'd like to show you, Inside my digital life, Inside my mind there is a digital mind. Oh, maybe you could help us answer this question: What is the biggest thing- Clever, I'm very clevery guy, (Wow) Count to a fifty in the blink of my eye, And print a picture, And then I tell you the time, (Time?) Help you to find something you're wanting to find, Know it's easy to be, A clever smart boy like me, If you just do it all digitally. Wow, I'd like to be as smart as a computer. Actually, we already have a computer. Great; great news, Now, before we begin our journey, I just need to get some information from you: What's your name? Where do you live? What do you like to e-eat? I live in my house! Spaghetti! Well my name is- Great news, now just a few more questions, and we'll be on our way: (Wait a second) What's your favourite colour? (Stop talking) Do you like cows or goats? (Milk) (Be quiet) Do you have brown hair? What is your blood type? Are you allergic to- Shut up! Don't touch me! Welcome, to my digital home, Everything made out of numbers and codes, Wow, we're all computery. Oh yeah, wow (wow) (wow) because of the computer I don't get it; how can it be? If I'm sitting at home, but I'm inside the screen? But you're not you, You're your digital you, Virtually real, but controlled by real you. But if he's not quite real, Then I'm not real too, And your "not real you", Is inside your real you. Oh wow how amazing, And interesting too; But in this digital world, What do we do? (What do we do?) Very good question, Well it's up to you, In the digital world there's over three things to do: Wow, look a pie chart! Digital style! Do a digital dancing, hey this is fun! Wow, look a bar graph! Digital style! Do a digital dancing, hey this is fun! Wow, look a line graph! Digital style! Do a digital dancing, hey this is fun! Wow, look a oblong! Digital style! Do a digital dancing, hey this is fun! Wow, look, nothing! Digital style! Do a digital dancing, hey this is fun! ...Nothing. Digital style! Do a digital dancing, hey this is fun! ...Nothing. Digital style! Do a digital dancing, hey this is fun! (bird noise) (repeated) (eerie computer noise) (drum beat) I am going to paint a picture of a clown. My dad has a computer. You are not invited to the party. Wait, what- (explodes)