Donald Glover - IntrOh lyrics

[Intro] Here's the intro, I been so mental Sitting while I trip off the tip of the pencil Writtens and thoughts mix, sticking thick to my temple Spin the track, begin spitting to the instrumental [Verse 1] Lyrically, I'm tight as f** Like a catholic school-girl who reads the bible too much Whatever, raps and caths', I've f**ed em both Forever, a** and staffs, I love em both Either way, man, I'm all up in the cut Neither heal, and if they bleedin then I'm all up in the bu*t Easy money and the women, yeah I'm falling for these s*uts Looking for a mixed b**h, like calling for your mutt Got some lip tricks, leave 'em sprawling from the touch I need to slow down ‘fore the stick gets stuck like stalling from the clutch Ballings not enough, I need to rule the world Right after I rule your girl Get a room for a whirl, leave her j**eled in pearls Necklace, you can bet I'm gone before breakfast Got a life checklist, at the top: living reckless Yes, kinda dumb, nah I'm not tryna die young But I'm not tryna grow old without almost dieing I'm close to rising, if I fall then I was almost flying Boasts and lying till I make it, then its all toasts and buying Coasts and dining, wrapped all in coats with lining Is this why I'm rhyming? Nah, I do it cause need to I got food, but my mind needs to feed too Losing time and money, who knows if I will recoup All that won't stop me from rhyming funny when the beat loop A freshman on the scene, but I'm acting like a senior Nah, I'm the professor teaching lessons at my leisure You can tell from my demeanor that I'm eager with a fever Yeah I'm sick, I go crazy, I go seizure Top achiever, charts and hearts, I'm down for ruling either You're a Brute, I'm on point times 23: Julius Ceasar Cleaver, cutting rugs up with Adidas, nice to meet ya I'm J5 Oh, got no rivals, type no typos Write so fat its psycho, but my wallet still on lipo That ain't right though, I go fight for night shows Those tight hoes, bright lights and tight clothes Haha, yeah, welcome to my fantasy At the crossroads of vanity and insanity Plan to be fans of me, dancing, chanting my profanities Damn I'm hotter than a candle be, I'm the man to beat, you can't handle me Please I'm the hero, I'm the heartthrob, I'm the chosen I'm the leader, I'm a keeper, I'm the movement, I'm the motion Need promotion. Yeah I got that monstrous confidence Real explosion. Man my eyes wide, bright like phosphorus 5 Oh, though no copper, I'm coppin sh** Horny like a rhinocerous, I need a girl that is top-a-less At college she gets crazy cause her mommies a b**h Ass to make the dead rise, zombie, in Abercrombie and Fitch Hate to ditch, I enjoyed spending time, but girl, duty calls She's looking for a boyfriend, I'm just looking for a booty call Truly yall cuties all hit me up when the song ends If you can't see that I'm major then you got the wrong lens Put on them gla**es, I've a pa**ion for smashin a**es and cla**y girls with a**ets in cla**es Fact is I'm pa**in the ma**es, hiding from flashes up where the hydrogen gas is Higher then nasa, challenge me to land? Columbia disastrous Blastin off, I'm acting tough, Houston whats my status? Come be an a**hole astronaut's mattress Girl your man lame, I'm handsome, he hand came Dame break out the champagne, make out with a little hand game Flames, I'll drain the bottle, don't break that sh** on ships Christen this, ya boy up out his chrysalis Listen b**h, you up on my chick hit list, and I won't stop till I finish it No way diminish this, dudes all you can do is wish I quit Spin the disk, I'm dizzy getting busy on these records Finna spit in perfect harmony, but really wreck chords Leave the cleff broken, kinda like when I wreck who*es If you're married to the music then I'm f**ing your Stepford Step forth, I'm coming next, I come correct, fully erect I'm hard, so there are a few soft metals I must collect I must get wet, hot haters, you can f** me Seems like I do work but I never get lucky Everyone says I need a backup incase I don't succeed f** it, the morning after is the only time I need a plan b