Dom Irrera - Disappoint You Further lyrics

I was going to call you I guess I must have forgot And I was gonna invite you To my favorite spot I forgot our anniversary Your birthday and Valentines too I'm as disappointed as you are in me You were the best I could do Just to disappoint (you further) Just to let you down (even further) I didn't care enough You didn't matter sufficiently Each time that I think of you I get distracted by something more interesting People say I'm a loser But what does that make you? Your mother calls me pedantic But she's a big fat Jew (a rotund Hebrew) I dozed off reading your suicide note I had no empathy I'm as disappointed as you are in me You can't compete with my apathy Ch 2 It would break my heart in two If anyone else should ever hurt you More than me, can't you see If I was dying of thirst You would be my first choice Darling, sweet love of mine Ch 3 Just to disappoint (you further)?