Dogs Die In Hot Cars - Lounger lyrics

I know nothing, don't know much I think my education's gone out to lunch I can't remember, I cannot think What is the difference between iron and zinc? I can listen, I can speak But my conversational sk**s are gobblety-geek I know Harold in 1066 Got shot in the eye with a long pointy stick Revolutions and World War II, is it true what they say? That Charles de Gaulle was a hero and Churchill's a Nero I threw that away I get up when I like, Wear anything I like Don't keep up with the cool, I make up my own rules Don't have to eat my greens or keep my bedroom extra tidy 'Cause nobody is around to tell me off Now, I can lounge about in my house 'cause lounging about Is good I know all I need to know Why talk Swahili if it's where i won't go? Latin is clever and s**y is French Sprechen sie Deutsche would hardly make sense Inquisitions and missionaries seem fairly bizarre Do I follow commandments from Moses or petals off roses? I am the Czar I get up when I like, Wear anything I like Don't keep up with the cool, I make up my own rules Don't have to eat my greens or keep my bedroom extra tidy 'Cause nobody is around to tell me off Now, I can lounge about in my house 'cause lounging about Is good Revolutions and World War II, is it true what they say? That Charles de Gaulle was a hero and Churchill's a Nero I threw that away I get up when I like, Wear anything I like Don't keep up with the cool, I make up my own rules Don't have to eat my greens or keep my bedroom extra tidy 'Cause nobody is around to tell me off I get up when I like, Wear anything I like Don't keep up with the cool, I make up my own rules Don't have to eat my greens or keep my bedroom extra tidy 'Cause nobody is around to tell me off Lounge