DJ Snack - CLAV lyrics

[Verse 1] I hit up the back door, got my laser out Burned a hole through and got into my neighbors house Now I'm high on his couch watching Danger Mouse Or I'm drunk with his spouse bumping Danger Mouse Got that thing so dirtied up, she needa change her mouth Pollute it with a cigarette, she ain't figured it out She ain't a tramp but the lady is a lout Loves to speak to me uncouthly at times I come about You a square to an octagon-shaped peg The palest imitation shaking under my 8 legs You have great days, I have bad seasons Of spraying ninas at broke boys for bad reasons That's why I speak quiet, and let the drums hiss Ba-dum-dum tiss, take the piss out your system Error, terror to the ma**es in my black mask So act fast to cop the tape before I'm coming for that a**-pause! And please hold your applause Cause I wasn't supposed to rap over this part [Verse 2] Ayo my bad last verse I was tripping, I'm off E My neighbor's wife knock-kneed, my brother across seas In my lab love to crossbreed birds and bees I like female amputees, big words and trees -cause blessings come in threes So they show up in teams of 6 and I son MCs Young MC with that DJ gas and a gas mask So why you tryna front on me? Boy I look like a webcomic artist Smartest in special ed like I wonder if I'm still retarded Teeth adamantium you know my grill the hardest High enough that you would overdose and still I'm sk**ed regardless