Are you ready for the... Rap music Aggressive a**a**ination Guns, d**, violence, s** Is that all rap is about? The moon rises Upon funky city But wait a minute, out of the darkness! A tall figure appears Who is he? Tell 'em who the f** I am The one, the only DJ Shadow Tell 'em who the f** I am I want you to meet the baddest motherf**er in town Tell 'em who the f** I am The producing genius of DJ Shadow They've made such insignificant changes To the sound recording That it is still improvement As far as we're concerned And they have violated our school supplies of sound recording They did what... the kids call "Sampling" In the middle of the stable With a turntable Spin it like that Spin it like that Spinnin' on the turntables back to back Back to back Spinnin' on the turntables back to back Back to back Spinnin' on the turntables back to back Back to back The sound that nobody took seriously Is now a power to be reckoned with Now I don't even consider this art He's rapping not singing for one - But, but, that's your opinion Well, it's rap, isn't it called rap? Rap is definitely large, so Rap is definitely the biggest form of music, right now Because if it wasn't um... anybody wouldn't be using it R&B, Rock, whatever The rappin' is something... It's always a rapper The cartoon commercials S'it matter, They got fat sis' don and donnie with fat chains on You know, with the commercials, with the turntables So now everybody wants to rap now Why'know what I'm saying? First it was like "Ok, it wasn't gonna last" back in 1979 It wasn't gonna last But now it's '92, and we're still kickin' it In the middle of the stable With a turntable The sound that nobody took seriously Is now a power to be reckoned with In the middle of the stable With a turntable