DJ Premier - Didi Diss lyrics

Verse 1 - Riley: Alright, imma break it down real easy So you don't get all queasy When I be spitting on the mic Like didi let me show you I understand your diss was a form of expression But it wasn't exactly a rap progression So lemme give you a lesson In grammatical physics Cos I'm a scientist, chemist, an astronomical physicist The f** you wanna call it I'm on cornrow Kenny's guest list It be me and snoop on the loop Didi you're a nincompoop I mean I speak the truth *strewthhhh* I'm sorry it didn't work out with ruby But you came across a little loony I mean I don't mean to be rude Oh, wait… I do *psych* A-tuck bout to come to the mic But remember that you are just a mite I and tam will destroy you to everyone's delight, second Verse 2 - A-Tuck: Here I go, deep type flow Didier's jokes could never get this low Riley just destroyed you… BOOM Just warming up a bit, vroom vroom It's quite obvious you have never received yourself I know you're frustrated but dissing just us won't help Your diss wasn't even a diss It was just an excuse to live You didn't diss us in any way so I guess you missed the premise All of your girls were crazy Elenie was too lazy Clair is dating a 30-year-old I guess she's really racy Milly wa*ked with Declan She is not a good lady Don't mumble in your next diss your words were very hazy Those bl**job lines were queasy You've never done anything sleazy Condom on my forehead because my dick got too greasy My dick is very meaty Go eat some tortellini I will come over to your house and stuff your a** with zucchini I'm about to hand it to Riley He will diss you very slyly And I have little respect for you I don't think of you very highly Your willy is very tiny It being big is unlikely I destroyed you on this diss and it was done very nicely Verse 3 - Riley: Yeah I'm back in I destroy didi like bing ting ling Now what about the meme team I'm gonna make your head steam You steppo and mr.hoare Selling memes galore Who the f** you think you are I gonna mash ya head up And slap you on the bu*t I only got seven toes But you got no hoes I am putting on a show Now remember maths cla** From memory, you tend to come last It's like you're living in the past When people talk to you It's like their breath smells like poo Cause you never make eye contact You f**ing wombat A-tuck going to decimate you in his final verse Your life gonna turn adverse King k out Verse 4 - A-Tuck: Well I'm a sire, I set didier on fire Rap styles vary and carry like Mariah I come, from the Shaolin slums, and ill slap your bum Backhand, then forehand, didi'll run So please don't try jesting, confront me, contesting You'll catch a sharp sword to the midsection With my goong goongs samurai blade, it was handmade Used to cut me hair with the good fade Don't claim you've had an affair - with clair! This sh** is fire but theres too much shade out there Tried to go for a normal girl for once But she ended up turning down her thumbs (RUBY) King k and I ready for war Were like gang star, we'lll wash you ashore The dangerous duo we're a rapport No vasoline, so we'll leave your a** sore Please dont date another wiered girl, im tryna look out for you The next one will have a fetish for poo Rain coats and long whites that sh**s rank You don't have any style and you're late to the dank (MEMES) Stop tryna act like yung lean, just admit it f**erooni, you can't impersonate sh** U suh dude ill hit you with a belt And, of course, N-A-S are the letters that spell