Dj Not Nice - I'm a Korean lyrics

[Intro] Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phone Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phone [Verse 1] Oh hello My name is DJ Not Nice You might remember me From my last record Ching Chang Chong You made me very rich Now I roll in American money [Refrain] I'm a Korean [Verse 2] And I'd like my Chinese food Cooked right cause they're not Giving me the good rice And The Dyke giving me Food looks like a lesbian [Verse 3] I don't like how my Beef pork look like And the last time I eat your food I got the Rice chicken Beef tofu Now I poop While I'm peeing [Verse 4] And you might not believe I could fight I'm a white belt But I have 2 stripes I don't like all you little Blue eyed dumb white Europeans [Verse 5] I would like to just drink My bud light maybe bomb A couple things in Hawaii and blow up The countries I don't like [Chorus] Cause I'm a Korean [] I'm not that nice Uh uh I build a bomb Yeah Then pick a country You And blow it up I work for NASA Cool We look at stars Wow You know Apollo That movie is Good [Verse 6] I talk like Ching Chang Chong Why do you drop on me so much Napalm I been trained to k** With my Tai Kwon Do And my whole continent Is a dry cleaning store Bonzai [Verse 7] I like to play magic cards You heard of China I was in charge Of Chinatown In Vietnam I'm still around You can come through To play When I play poker I just throw All my chips in Hello I'm yellow just like Homer Simpson I smoke Coke It's fun You think I'm joking man I made a lot Of money from Pokemon [Chorus] I'm a Korean [Verse 8] I think Michael Jackson's A good guy I don't mind If he sleeps With young guys Cause in my country We can touch Young guys On their penis And my wife Is 13 And cooks my Macaroni N' Cheese So good I Got her out On the street For a good Good price 10 years ago [Verse 9] I'm not gonna lie Uh uh I like it rough Uh uh Hillary Clinton Let's get it On Woo I have a missile Uh uh It's very small So small It's in my pants Hehe I can't get it up Aww I bomb New York Oops Better luck Next time You heard of London Uh uh Not anymore Aww I bomb Iran Yeah Oops that's Japan Not again I made a goof [Verse 10] Now I gotta Start again I roll the world Up in a ball Like Katamari If I bomb Your crib Yep sorry I'm a ninja warrior I went to Harvard I bomb Pearl Harbor I want the Whole world To know That I'm Powerful "I am small penis" Everyone To the floor We all gonna Die die die die Put your head Between your legs And say Ko ni chi wa d**h to all f** the World Cause I like 2Pac Now the world Must Stop Cause of my Small co*k One day You'll say Why is everyone dead Why didn't we just Do what Kim Jong Il said Now we all Are slaves Monkeys run This place It's planet Of the apes Oh okay [Chorus] I'm a Korean [Verse 11] And I'm not Gonna beef With Suge Knight Because I think That if he Heard my My 2Pac Parody He'd find me And tell me I'm stealing Hurry up Take a picture Of me dangling From the balcony And I'd like My Chinese food Cooked right I don't like Japanese or The Thai I would like To see the Whole world die [Chorus] Cause I'm a Korean