[Hook] Throwing up on a fresh set of Air Yeezys Pa**ing out watching my new 50 inch tv Fresh alcoholic (fresh alcoholic) Fresh alcoholic (fresh alcoholic) Can't find my iPhone need someone to call it Big f**ing bottle, no money in my wallet Fresh alcoholic (fresh alcoholic) Fresh alcoholic (fresh alcoholic) [J Rush] I start the night with a 1.75 And by the end of the party I'm probably barely alive I'm probably spittin on your floor, ain't no way I could drive So if I get kicked out, well then I'm hitchin a ride And I arrive at the next party with my man Zack Black Check my iPhone looks like I got a snapchat From King BB with some girls wearin snapbacks Then after that I pull the Svedka up outta my backpack Around now is when I'm playing some pong But watch where you're standing, girl, I'm wearing brand new lebrons And if you think that you're gettin a pull, then you're dead wrong Cuz I spent like all I had on this bottle, I'm drinkin til it's gone I represent that TMC sh** on the daily So whether drunk or sober, b**h, you can't play me I'll puke and rally in the middle of verses So fresh to d**h when we die we'll leave in nike hurses Wake up grab a drink and yes, I'm ready to go Throw on some clothes, lace the jays and yes I'm ready to roll Optimistic alcoholic, my gla** is half full Looking the freshest, so hella hoes I am ready to pull [Hook] [King BB] Pull up to the party, backpack full of brews Handle full of captain, so the drinks I pick and choose J rush playing pong, had to tell him the news That being a fresh alcoholic, it just ain't easy to do But I do it so naturally Stumbling about slurring stupid and drunken babbling Turnt the f** up, no idea what is happening All I hear is "Gosh, that drunk guy's so dazzling" As the clock strikes 3 Stumbling back home is where you could probably find me Tried to call a cab, but too drunk to remember the street Didn't really matter anyway, cause my wallet was empty [Hook]