DJ Lambs-a-Lot - Little Yellow Guy vs. Retarded Duck lyrics

[DJ Lambs-a-Lot] Yo, yo, yo, we got battle Of the Mellow Yellow cretins now Over here we got Little Yellow Guy The little yellow MC And o'er here we got the Retarded Duck DJ Hatchling, get him dog [Retarded Duck] Meh, dehs, deekfa, boolajadee A moogie biggert, dafargarling With this MC I'm fresh out of my egg, poke-poke They didn't turn me into yolk Cause they knew I was gonna be the greatest Of all time Anyway, y'all b**hes know Ditch his flow Watch as this snitch glows In the public eye because he H-A-N-D-I-C-A-P-P-E-D I'mma bust a cap in this handicap's a**, G This kid is armless, and he's harmless Cause he can't f** with this mofo Duckling watching rucking out the dojo And everyone's afraid of this duck Cause he's not hairy He's got feathers, I'll leave you featherless When I slap you with my gooseberries That's a clever euphemism for testes I'm testing your knowledge Get it? Goose, duck, berries? Metaphors are now my prowess You think, I'm a joke, blob? You must be smoking crack Cause I'll pimp-slap a b**h And say "quack, quack" [DJ Lambs-a-Lot] Jesus Christ, DJ Hatchling Talk about red-hot Think you can top that Little Yellow Gangsta? [Little Yellow Guy] All right, duck, get ready, cause when I spit a phrase It'll knock you backwards, man your days Are numbered cause you f**ed with me And thought that you could beat me You say you'll rub your balls and my face After that would you skeet me Queer b**h You wrote those rhymes before you came here But versing you won't be hard Cause there's the goose and the gander Then there's you, the retard You're playing ducks and drakes fighting with me See? I'm punny too I'll k** you, you'll get buried I'll shovel you up and re-bury you Cause I wanna put you in your place The place of d**h under your gravestone It's just generic, our genetics I guess God just made me prone To all your disses cause your disses s** You better man up, before you call de Blob out, duck I'm yellow, but I ain't mellowing You know what else rhymes with duck? A little finger will show it..f** ...you, retarded piece of sh** This mighty morphing golden thing Will tell you when it's over with [DJ Lambs-a-Lot] Oh, damn Sorry Gangsta Gosling Your winner The Little Yellow MC [Crowd boos]