DJ Head - Low Down, Dirty lyrics

[Hook] "I'm low down and dirty, but not ashamed" "Low down dirty even" I'm low down and I'm shifty! And if you hear a man that sounds like me smack him And ask him where the f** did he get his damn raps from "I'm low down and dirty, but not ashamed" "Low down dirty even" I'm low down and I'm shifty! And if you hear a man that sounds like me smack him And ask him where the f** did he get his damn raps from [Verse 1] Warning, this sh**'s gon' be rated R - Restricted You see this bullet hole in my neck? It's self-inflicted Doctor slapped my momma, "b**h you got a sick kid" Arrested, molested myself and got convicted Wearing visors, sungla**es and disguises Cause my split personality is having an identity crisis I'm Dr. Hyde and Mr. Jekyll, disrespectful Hearing voices in my head while these whispers echo (Murder-murder, redrum) Brain size of a bread crumb, which drug will I end up dead from? Inebriated 'til my stress is alleviated "How in the f** can Eminem and Shady be related?" Illiterate, illegitimate sh** spitter b**h getter, hid in the bush like Margot Kidder Jumped out, k**ed the b**h and did her Used to let the babysitter s** my dick when I was littler Smoke a blunt while I'm titty f**ing Bette Midler Sniper, waiting on your roof like the Fiddler Y'all thought I was gonna rhyme with Riddler, didn't ya? Bring your b**h I wanna see if this dick gon' fit in her [Hook] "I'm low down and dirty, but not ashamed" "Low down dirty even" I'm low down and I'm shifty! And if you hear a man that sounds like me smack him And ask him where the f** did he get his damn raps from "I'm low down and dirty, but not ashamed" "Low down dirty even" I'm low down and I'm shifty! And if you hear a man that sounds like me smack him And ask him where the f** did he get his damn raps from [Verse 2] I lace tunes, that's out this world like space moons With a bunch crazed loons dismissin' brains like graze wounds Nothing but idiots and misfits, dipsh**s Doing whippits, pa**ed out like sampler snippets Where's the weed, I wanna tamper with it I'ma let your grandpa hit it, lace it up with c**aine so he can't forget it f** it, maybe I'm a bum But I was put on this earth to make your baby mama cum So what I'm on is way beyond the rum Or any alcoholic beverage, losing all of my leverage Went up inside the First National Bank broke, and left rich Walking bio-hazard causing wreckage, smoked out like Eckrich Dandruff's making my neck itch, what the f**? Give me the check b**h You just lost your tip, there's a pubic hair in my breakfast Got sh** popping off like bottle cap tips Get your cap peeled like the dead skin of your mama's chapped lips Slap dips, support domestic violence Beat your b**h's a** while your kids stare in silence I'm just joking, is Dirty Dozen really dust smoking? If all your sh**'s missing, then probably one of us broke in [Hook] "I'm low down and dirty, but not ashamed" "Low down dirty even" I'm low down and I'm shifty! And if you hear a man that sounds like me smack him And ask him where the f** did he get his damn raps from "I'm low down and dirty, but not ashamed" "Low down dirty even" I'm low down and I'm shifty! And if you hear a man that sounds like me smack him And ask him where the f** did he get his damn raps from [Verse 3] My head's ringing, like it was Spider Sense tingling Blitzin' like Green Bay did when they sh**ted on New England I'm out the game, put the second string in This Brandy got me swinging, bobbing back and forth like a penguin Delinquent, choking microphones with broken English Make your mama be like "Whoo, this is good! Who sings this?" "Slim Shady, his tape is dope, I dug it It's rugged, but he needs to quit talking all that drug sh**" It was predicted by a medic I'd grow to be an addicted diabetic, living on liquid Triaminic Pathetic, but I don't think this headache's ever vanishing Panicking, I think I might have just took too much Anacin Frozen mannequin, posin' stiffer than a statue I think I'm dying, God is that you? Somebody help me, before I OD on an LP Take me to ER ASAP for an IV Motherf** JLB, they don't support no hip hop They say that's where it lives, the closest they gon' come is 2Pac It's politics, it's all a fix, set up for these white blue-collared hicks It's to make a dollar off of black music with a subliminal ball of tricks For those who kiss a** and swallow dicks [Hook] "I'm low down and dirty, but not ashamed" "Low down dirty even" I'm low down and I'm shifty! And if you hear a man that sounds like me smack him And ask him where the f** did he get his damn raps from "I'm low down and dirty, but not ashamed" "Low down dirty even" I'm low down and I'm shifty! And if you hear a man that sounds like me smack him And ask him where the f** did he get his damn raps from [Produced by Da Brigade]