DJ Grouch - Lucky Penny lyrics

(Wayne Knight...) [Hook - Sample] [Unknown ???] (DJ Grouch, DJ Grouch, nah man, DJ Grouch!) [Verse 1] I saw a penny on the sidewalk Heads Decided whether I should try luck- f** that! Jordan soles walked on Who needs luck when my dope is spot-on? Then I saw a bum five steps from Beggin' spare change Sittin' behind a cup Told him there's a penny five steps back Replied, "f** that A penny can't buy -" [Hook - Sample] [Verse 2] I saw a penny on the sidewalk Heads Decided whether I should try luck- f** that! Jordan soles walked on Who needs luck when my dope is spot-on? Then I saw a bum five steps from Beggin' spare change Sittin' behind a cup Told him there's a penny five steps back Replied, "f** that A penny can't buy jack! But you should grab it for the [???], chief! That penny could be your ticket to the Big Leagues! See me? I could've made a lot of sense I ignored change Took a lot of steps Instead of collecting for the better I walked Now my toes poke through the leather And the young ones laugh as they walk by Tryna' be insultin' But laughs are a far cry Once you've tasted the dirt off a boot's toe Or swallowed the blood of your own gums And still tried to smell a rose through a broke nose Hardy-har-hars are hardly hard, son Maybe it ain't worth the bend-over But if you don't You'll never know So Make the choice Take the penny home Or be me and forever be a penny short, my boy!" [Hook - Sample] [Verse 3] I slipped the penny in my pocket The bum laughed "Wise choice, gra**hopper!" Nodded so long to my sensei Thanked him for the spare change Off I hopped as my lucky day began Made it half a block then heard change splash And heard laughs and "Take That"'s I was too afraid to stare back, but did slow Saw him on his knees, trying to stand Knees too weak, he fell on his hands Scraped the ground for his nickels and dimes Teens clappin' and gigglin' While I Stood there like a mannequin I guess Jeff lost his hat again Another dirty boot served raw Another bloody tooth gone loose His corner was far from a garden Roses were in desperate need of watering I felt like vomiting The penny burned a hole through my pocket when I realized I was worse than those who hurt him I did nothing Luck? Didn't deserve it I turned my back to his corner Tossed the lucky penny over my shoulder Good luck, my boy. [Hook - Sample] (All around the world!)