DJ Badboy - Friday Nite lyrics

[Verse 1] Dj f**in Badboy here Steamin as sh**e Am 'boot ti tell you a story 'Boot ma Friday night Bored as f** I'm sittin in ma hoose Ma body's aw stiff an a need ti let loose What a perfect time, ti de-f**in-stress It's only one day oot the week But it's the f**in best So it's a friday night An I'm walkin up the street So everybody better bounce To the f**in beat [Hook] Singin Ahm a lightweight and I am stickin Bottle o beer and ahm oot ma chickin DJ Badboy's got the baws o steel Off a bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal Sayin Ahm a lightweight and I am stickin Bottle o beer and ahm oot ma chickin DJ Badboy's got the baws o steel Off a bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal [Verse 2] Got my bottle o Buck an I'm f**in set It tastes like sh** but... nae sweat I get ti the hoose and the party's pumpin Tunes are nice and the ba** is thumpin Spot a burd dancin' thru the pad I'm checkin her her oot an she looks nae bad I gied her a drink and I hud one tae Then a conversation started and I hud ti say... [Hook] I'm a lightweight and I am stickin Bottle o buckie and ahm oot ma chickin DJ Badboy's got baws o steel Off a bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal Sayin I'm a lightweight and I am stickin Bottle o buckie and ahm oot ma chickin DJ Badboy's got baws o steel Off a bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal [Verse 3] So the bint's half-jaked an I'm pretty f**ed tae She's sittin on ma knee What did she say... Are yi DJ Badboy? Ah said aye The minute ah said that she stopped bein shy She said take me ti the room an dae dirty stuff The dirty b**h even wanted it up the duff So I got her in the bed an I cuffed her tight An said... Sorry doll your on your own tonight [Hook] Because Ahm a lightweight and I am stickin Bottle o buckie and ahm oot ma chickin DJ Badboy's got baws o steel Off a bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal Sayin Ahm a lightweight and I am stickin Bottle o buckie and ahm oot ma chickin DJ Badboy's got baws o steel Off a bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal [Bridge] DJ f**in Badboy... Friday f**in Night... LAAADDSSS! DJ f**in Badbooooy Ooonnncceeee aaaagggaaaiiiinnnn... [Verse 4] So I left the burd Cuffed ti the bed By the time eh came oot The f**in perty wiz dead There wiz f** all but Drink n rubbish everywhere Half the c*nts pure crashed Lyin on the flare Ken ah wiz f**ed N it wiz time ti leave Eh charred a bottle o buck N stuck it up ma sleeve Drinkin mare n mare Walkin doon the street Ma legs pure turned tae jelly An ah lost the beat Ah staggered side ti side Fell right on ma c*nt Ah done a tripple somersault An a f**in stunt Lyin on ma back Lookin to the sky Then a burd bends down Looks me straight in the eye She says "oh ma god, you're f**in oot yir tree" Ah said "nae sh** doll, it's f**in plain tae see" She didnae even even help She just walked awa I wiz on ma arse N couldnae stand ataal [Hook] Because ah ah ah ah Ahm a lightweight and I am stickin Bottle o buckie and ahm oot ma chickin DJ Badboy's got baws o steel Bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal Sayin Ahm a lightweight and I am stickin Bottle o buckie and ahm oot ma chickin DJ Badboy's got baws o steel Bottle o Buckie and a fiver f**in deal