DJ Alix - Someone burn Morrissey's hair off. lyrics

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DJ Alix - Someone burn Morrissey's hair off. lyrics

I hope someone burns morrissey's hair off soon. I don't mean with a straightener, but with an actual proper lighter. Maybe using a can of deodorant as a flame thrower. Now, I don't want him to die, or even get burnt. I just want to see the old man bald. You might be saying “oh but the easier route is to just shave it off. NO! He will not allow anyone near his hair. The last time I saw Stephen Patrick Morrissey, I tried but was told to leave the premises for attempted murder. I'm on bail currently and am due to appear in court in a few months. In the meantime, I've been refreshing true to you daily to stay up to date on Morrissey news. I've been waiting for him to say something about David Bowie but he hasn't posted anything in about ten days. I'm shocked, seeing as they were friends once upon a time. And you know… David's dead now. But Morrissey is STILL bitter and that is why his hair needs to disappear. Anyway, I have to go now, ole Mary Todd's calling so i guess it must be time for bed. I just want to say, I'm glad it's a new year. I need to figure out my life, man. Need to cut the toxic people out of my life. How do I do that? How can I cut Morrissey out of my life? I'm not too sure but I think I will figure it out before I go to jail. Hopefully I'll have a religious experience in there like Oscar Wilde did. The contrast of the second half of de profundis to the first half is incredible.