Dizaster - Sketch Menace vs DisastEURGH lyrics

[Intro] [DisastEurgh] Yo, what's good? It's Eurgh from Don't Flop. You know I'm that f**ing damn dude. {Jeering from the crowd} Hold on. Hold on. You know it's Eurgh. {Crowd starts chanting DisasterEurgh} You already know bruv. It's Eurgh, I'm that f**ing damn dude. Shouts out to gay a** Sonny Bamboo and my f*ggot mum and dad too. Let's go bruv [Sketch Menace] Yo I was suppose to battle Eurgh but he was scuuuuured. Sketch Menace. Money Gang let's go [Round 1: Sketch Menace] So Eurgh took a shot back, I never thought I'd see the day When he'd get on stage in a fit of rage and disrespect the league that built his name But I got no beef with Eurgh, I just think that it's insane That someone from King Of The Dot has already spit in your...oh wait Anyway! Cause I could give a f** about these powder puffs that utter my name Cause when you this good it's like the Power Glove, the sh** just comes with the game So when he cease fires it expires, see these ties have broken I'll fee fi and foe him, it ain't Mr. Bean I'm exposing when I retire Rowan So to those mark a** critics, this that sharp transition From slipping slightly to reigniting that spark that's within So now the fans to the bar staff can all stand witness To the return of the hit man cause now the heart's back in it Cause if you've forgotten what I do to enemies you losing memory Got more bodies strung together than the Human Centipede and you the center piece Cause you've been gloating trying to talk trash from the moment we got contracts He got the confidence of 100 Bulletz when he's posted up in Talkback Cause there's cats from the PG's to GZ that you barely out rhyming Like remember Blackout 5 when you had your hands out crying? Begging for reaction look like the f**ing Paramount lion Plus with metaphors, double meanings, who is fronting? This dude is f**ing stupid cunning You're a master at putting together two and--nothing See how you gonna act like you not from a rich family that over coddled it's toddlers? In your last battle, you shouted out your f**ing mom and the sponsors So now he's not showing over layovers, sounds like a pathetic excuse Just some spoiled kid that throws a fit and locks himself in his room So now he hiding up in King's Landing where he residing with his rich family Wishing Diz' would take that spit back like the kid from Big Daddy With a soother insecurity blanket to go with all the b**h acting Hey Eur', how many words you have for us now? Yeah, EXACTLY [Round 1: DisastErugh] Ayo, I love Toronto bruv Because the summer is the greatest weather bruv And I just want you to know That today, even though you gonna say whatever It don't matter cause I'm 'bout to spit it darker than ever bruv I am such a f*ggot And I don't care what you say cause you already know that you gon' die No matter what you say here you already know that I'm a star in my own eyes bruv So don't talk sh** cause you already know I'ma shoot ya Cause you know I got the Ruger from Cruger So don't try to be wise kid cause I'll beat you cause you're the white kid I'm from Don't Flop where we say "Don't flop" all day but that's exactly what I did I'm Eurgh, a paranoid little f*ggot Bugs start crawling inside my skin When Organik told me that battle with Dizaster was the same night as him I told him "No bruv. f** it, I'm not flying in bruv." I ain't gonna do it, I ain't gonna do it Cause I ain't got no s** life Listen to me bruv, check it out, I need a direct flight Ayo, how the f** you gonna diss me? You got a division in Calgary but what you know about starting a division in Mississippi? I'll battle rap ya bruv and when I rap ya bruv, I got a f**ing battle in Alaska bruv Time bruv I'm a f*ggot bruv! [Round 2: Sketch Menace] You're so self diluted, you didn't notice Daylyt when he was walking out You're so self diluted, you don't know where and when you need to watch your mouth You're so self diluted you don't realize where you are and how Half the people you've been talking down in this Toronto crowd That are watching now and wanna knock you out Like you think anyone would get mad if I punched this dude? If I gave him a hook he'd get a big hand like Buster Bluth But don't get too down about it, here's a positive twist You and Meek Mill can always start up a clique You both learned everything you know from watching The Six And can't get around in the city now without watching their six Because you got more people after ya in Canada than Steven Harper Cause with every photo he's uploading his ego's growing even larger Puts on some ugly a** bucket hat before he goes to greet his barber Then takes more selfies from the web than Peter Parker It's one of the most self diluted people that we have on Earth Ego size of planet Eur' And since I know you hate the "Eur'" wordplay, you can imagine how I was distEured When I saw you made your TwittEur' twitter You're a twit Eurg Plus you got some questionable sh** up in those metaphors Like the Sybian machine, Jenna Haze, what are you acting so desperate for? You wanna know how I know that you never score? You reference p**n So now, even though he loses money, he gets a group of buddies To throw events in the states in hopes to mack on girls touring Cause that's the only place where his f**ing accent works for him And the only thing that I can think of for a Philly reference Is Daylyt and how he quickly left it sh**, before he hit the exit he got more Twitter mentions than the event did At least when Daylyt overshadows our events he's in attendance Because I heard there was a three hour break at your last event sh** was an utter shame Almost brings a whole new meaning to that slogan in a subtle way Cause while you're up on stage Your fans are going, "Man. We have been at Don't Flop all f**ing day." [Round 2: DisastEurgh] {9:10} I'm gonna flip it bruv I knew you were going try to say something about Dizaster I guess things haven't been the same ever since I started a division out in Alaska Do you know how hard it is to kick a rhyme and flow in Idaho? Do you know how hard it is rhyme a verse in this f*ggot a** Hawaiian shirt? I don't know what I do, I feel like I'm lost So I'm 'bout to come with a couple of flips so I can get it across You already know what I'm gonna do when I come in with the anagum and hit you with the bamaluv I could do battles everywhere I'm a p**y that won't come to Toronto but I go everywhere on the planet including Amsterdam Ayo check it, you already know, me and Cruger be in the room f**ing the long way He be hitting me from the back and I say "Don't stop" all day Yo, what's going on bruv, you don't like my shoes? That's because you already know my shoes is better than youse That's a flip bruv, that's a flip bruv, that's a flip bruv Watch how quick I'm spitting it It's kinda hard to rhyme with this f**ing fuzzy fur ball on my face Ayo, you already know I got the big beard like a rookie I'm comfortable like this cause my face looks like Dumbfoundead's mother's p**y I am literally the worst person alive Do you know why I got bars bruv? Cause I left Daylyt locked up You get it right? Bars bruv, locked up, I'm a f**ing genius bruv Ayo, you're f**ing wack, I'll hit your a** with the f**ing--twap You already know that I'm a p**y you can tell by this bucket hat You already know, f** you bruv, my division's better [Round 3: Sketch Menace] Speaking of England I hit Eur's b**h up when I was stopping over last She was apprehensive, mad defensive 'til I offered up some cash You would think she had a mullet the way I got her in the sack The way it was all business up front 'til she let me party in the back But I won't roast him for no showing, it's a move made that I get Because we gaining views paying respect while you still chasing your ends So you think I'm mad about having to come and kick it for a few days with some friends? But I tell you what I don't feel bad about all the times I bootlegged your events But let's address the beef, let's address the beef Because to me the whole thing is like a parental dispute between a mom and a pops See it's simple Organik's the dad that's trying to keep it calm and be civil While Eur's that crazy b**h, pandering, slandering, King Of The Dot to his people While the whole time poor little Charron is caught in the middle See when you attempted to divide the fans in some pathetic spineless plan For them to get behind your brand, is one special type of sad sh** I saw you even convince Cruger to take some petty mindless jabs You're reminding me of Gambit the way you weaponize your staff Cause it weren't for the people around you, you wouldn't be on this journey Employee's holding up dead weight like Weekend At Bernies Cause I'm betting behind the scenes at Don't Flop, efficiency lacks So I got some advice for Cruger, Liam and Bam' if you're in need of some cash The second you impeach this little brat Then the three remaining people on staff Can stop wasting half their time cleaning up the mess that he leaves in his path Because there's no telling how many bridges he has set afire over the years that you've been pres' So the second that you stepped on stage and showed this league that disrespect All I could help to think was, "Oh how quickly we forget." Like World Dom' 1 We invited you out to the biggest event you little f*ggots had seen And within a matter of weeks they're going back overseas Sunk your tooth into our blueprint and f**ing latched to our scene sh** we put Soul on now he's the champ of your league We even called Shotty first like the pa**enger seat Cause the sh** that he rambles off is contrived Pathological lies It's almost as if a snake was his astrological sign Cause you based your whole inception off of what Canadian's perfected You taking pages from our lessons while we came up in the trenches He try to tell you any different, it's just blatant misdirection b**h we claimed our independence back in 1867 So I am done with this sh** there is nothing to get So until I get another contender, I got three words for you Eur' f** off forever [Round 3: DisastEURGH] Alright, check it bruv I came out here on a late flight Seven trips, connecting flights and I'm repping it I wanna say I'm sorry shorty he's right And I wanna say thank you for all the years of making us relevant bruv Thank you bruv People care about us bruv because of you bruv Because of you people care bruv Do you know why Dizaster is the perfect person to hear and witness? Cause he's the perfect person to watch me spit this Why I'm ripping it wide and when I'm ripping, ayo I get into your b**hes vagina The same way I do when I'm in the ocean swimming in some saliva I don't know what to do now, it's like I didn't take the trip And I'm f**ed up, it's a cold case It's like I, as if I {spits in his hand and slaps himself} spit in my own face Why am I doing this? I got spit in my face It's really true, I'm comfortable rapping this way You know what I'm saying? When I'm ripping that you know I'm gonna wreck trace Mexicans got a wet back, but I got a wet face You know it's a difference Yo, nobody can f** with me bruv I created my own company bruv But then I hit you up to tell you how to help me get to my company bruv Yo, click, click, type, type, "Organik, how do I run PayPerView? Organik, how do I organize events? How do I get more views? How do I do this? How do I do that? How do I do this and how do I do tricks? How do I- you know what? f** it, next time I come there I'm gonna have you f** my b**h Cause I'm Eurgh I'm sorry for what I did yeah I put the whole event in a whirlwind So next time I promise you bruv, I'm gonna let you f** my girlfriend I don't know what to do I'm choking Ayo, it seems like my whole flow is starting to go sour I'm thinking damn, if only I had Charron's powers So I could come up with something that actually makes sense You why I'm doing it, you know how I'm getting it in a round I'm British, I'm a little b**h, watch me hit you with pounds Ayo, that's it f** Revi, he ain't gonna do nothing [Reverend] What you say? Say my name? [DisastEURGH] No, no, no c'mon bruv {DisastEURGH hides behind Poison Pen}