Dizaster - Dizaster vs Mr. ET lyrics

[Round 1: Dizaster] Yo, this already looks like a loss You said you gon' beat on your chest like an ape but um You look like a sloth Ayo, look this guy is suffering from a lack of green and some shattered dreams I mean you gon' get stabbed in your spleen Why the f** you acting mean When you got Avril Lavine on your answering machine? Jesus Christ, you look like you're using afro sheen for acne cream Ayo, you need to chill with all the bullsh** tough talk Cause I know people like you and never let they gun talk Homie, cats like you can never see me You said your name is Mr. E.T Look at him, he's making this way too easy Ayo dawg, this motherf**ers a p**y and he likes to bling it though Last time he got caught up with a b**h he was trying to f** this singer ho But she said, "hell nah" cause he walked up to her like, "Check out my finger glow." Yo, you ain't hype with the goons f*ggot, go fly a bike over a moon Listen, I took your mom on a prom date I f**ed her in her prostate The next day I logged onto her Myspace And saw my dick and both my balls next to Tom's face on her Top 8 [Round 2: Dizaster] Yo, you hella nice coward Yo but the day you beat me is the day probably see Dwight Howard throwing up white power Look, I will f**ing beat the f** outta you dawg You mean to tell me that's dope rapping? If we were on a beat I would slap your mic/Mike around like Joe Jackson Yo, you don't wanna f** with me, I will straight up murder you Homie is a dumb f** and I ain't ever even heard of you So why the f** is this dude loud? This garbage a** Smack rapper is wack but I bet he'd make Murda Mook proud Ayo listen man, I will stop you of confrontation This ain't no complication Before you meet my top replacement you'll probably meet an honest Mason So leave it up to me to stomp your face in I will sock you and leave your body breaking so hard it's making you look like you're Harlem Shaking Yo f** your music, no one listens to the stuff you're making I am f**ing taking your life so fast you'll be alive long enough to witness the last pocket of oxygen from your lung escaping Ayo, there's no justification why I'm leaving you suffocating Battling me is like being underwater and touching Raiden and that's a redundant statement I am f**ing snuffing Jason Dragging him from Crystal Lake to my mother's basement Stabbing him in the gut until his stomach caves in At the point Freddy starts to touch his blades in Like, "Dizaster, I give up yo. That was f**ing amazing."