Dizaster - Dizaster vs Manaz Ill lyrics

[Round 1: Dizaster] I'm battling a blind person My whole life I've been wanting to go in on the subject So basically what I'm trying to say is This battle is done even though it hasn't even begun yet If I was you I wouldn't be upset Just utilize your ears to music and learn how to operate a drum set And use that stick you use for a beat as a cane to walk next time you go to take a dub step Haven't had enough yet? The day you beat me in a battle is the day police will hire you as a private eye Witness for you to identify a suspect Ayo, I bring the fire to the third degree You gotta be outta your mind if you think this guy is serving me I can say two words and make a blind person see "Eye surgery" You know God doesn't love you when you live in a world where those two words rhyme perfectly Now I'm certain he will try to search inside of his mind thoroughly Through his f**ing flawed design and his wiring circuitry Which is why he couldn't visualize this superb MC You've never seen a battle with Dizaster live, but hey...at least this guy has heard of me What's up with this Manaz kid? He sees with his hands and sh** Using his hands to see like the creature from Pan's Labyrinth I'm off the scanners you're a f**ing genius bro, your train of thought is bananas But you were never able to stay in school cause teachers said he was never able to watch his manners Bro, are you f**ing kidding me? I don't even need to f**ing rap about you being blind at all b**h, you don't like what I'm saying then get out of my face and get lost trick The only reason they gave you that long stick is to compensate for your small dick [Round 1: Manaz Ill] They gave me the long stick to compensate for my long dick Sure I don't give a f** cause I stroke my long stick To your girl and tell her...f**ing turban she was taking it off quick sh** flips They say that terrorist jokes are cliche as sh** for degrading Diz' Well I don't give a f**, if y'all want a creative diss Come watch my battle with Illmac' and replay his bits Calling him a terrorist is lame But on outside of the battle I won't get to say this to a Lebo' c*nt again I've had blind jokes in every battle I've ever done and ain't never once complained So finally judges [?] on how he sounds, is the craziest Still I got the home advantage, it's my talent, I'm their favorite So don't go getting pissed off at my crowd cause they're hating ya It's the south of Australia c*nt, not north side of Australia There's no camel fields or oil fields around in the radius [?] house that you're staying in Lebanon allows the Israelis in King Of The Dot after you clown the Canadians But I guess now you're repaying them for the disrespect sh** you said with the thousands you're making I'm on my blind terrorist sh** I've decide to take lives just as fast as a flight from a martyr plane Why? Cause when I run up on you in that [?] they'll say I'm as hard as Daylyt and the bars that Swave writes Don't be fooled by him, he'll sabotage but hates flights Really he runs with more f*ggots than march for gay pride So the only time Dizaster may strike Is when he's protesting as his job as a cabbie because he wants a larger pay hike Once he was posted with that nina strapped Scope on with that beam attached Waiting in a ditch beside the road for some Marine's to clap Finally a convoy was approaching where his team was at He tried to hide himself but it was hopeless cause they seen the trap So he starts shooting, got smoking like a fiend on crack Then he heard it jamming, DAMMIT boy you should've cleaned your gat He blew himself up before they had even known that they had been attacked You don't get the relevance? It's focused on the theme of rap See your gimmicks wearing thinner than the clothes on a bulimic's back The way you cram your multi's just sounds totally obscene In fact it's kinda like the way you plot out most of your extremist acts Cause you rely on aggression and violence expecting us not to notice that your schemes are wack [Round 2: Dizaster] The battle was supposed to be 90 seconds, you went for like three minutes, that's fine And I understand that you're blind but that's not an excuse for having no concept of time He said I protest, but you'd be a better protester, you'd scream "f** the police" everyday To them you're indestructible so let's just say That it wouldn't matter if they sprayed you with pepper spray cause you can't see sh** anyway Is that your homie right there? That homie has your back and you should notice that Every night before you go to sleep he folds your pants and makes sure all your clothes are packed He helps you get dressed, no he's not a h*mo he's actually your bro for that Cause if it wasn't for this cat how the f** would you get your clothes to match? You'd probably walk out of your house every morning wearing a purple shirt with an orange hat Even Lady Gaga will stop by and be like, "Holy crap. Where did you get that wardrobe at?" I don't give a f** if he's blind, this dude is a genius he was f**ing born to rap You shouldn't even belong to this league here you should f**ing go to Smack Cause you told us last time in your previous verse how you know how to hold a strap Plus you've been blind your whole life so technically everyone you know is black Can you imagine what it's like? He has no concept of what shadows are Manaz thought shadows are the person that you actually are I mean how do you keep track of real life if everything you just see is dark? See I have dreams but for you having dreams is just a seemingless thought See dreams are the things that human begins subconsciously daily see on the spot So if everything you see is pitch black when you're awake in the evening Then when you're finally bed sleeping how do you know if you're dreaming or not? You f**ing blind c*nt But don't be mad that I'm dissing He's not even mad his eyes are in a damaged condition The only reason he's pissed off at me is cause he heard I won my battle with Vision Ayo so don't be mad that I'm dissing There's still a fact that you're missing That he's better than us at keeping relationships, he's fantastic with women Cause he can't see them so they never feel fat when they're with him And, unlike most men he actually listens Time! [Round 2: Manaz Ill] You're a dumb lyricist That's not even the punch just listen b**h Motherf**er you're a dumb lyricist how can you go nuts about my f**ing extension of time? Every battle you've ever done is unlimited And I can k** you, I don't even need to rap a better verse That whole "how everyone you ever seen is black" Lavoz said it first! And you know you're sh** when you recycle one of Lavoz better verse Motherf**er I heard your battle with DNA And how you were spitting your bars and riding Drake's dick I'ma start to refer to your little b**h a** as Dizzy Minaj Your music is sh** and I can tell this dude was a b**h Cause he's always biting [?] and Dribs And also, motherf**er when homie [?] Trash even told me you're a snitch That's inside humorous sh** Check it out, I'll get your girl kicked in the uterus quick My name ain't James but my word is bond How are you an Arabic rapper when I haven't heard a song or verse that's bomb His b**h works at the 7-11 we get Slurpees from And when she feels really s**y she takes her burper off and puts your turban on When I get stoned, I'm high on being lifted by the weed I'm hitting When you get stoned it's by some people with some rocks cause you're a lying thief in prison But in all honesty I don't know why [?] I mean it's not like this motherf**er's life is completely different See when you go and compare my dying need for vision And you compare it to this motherf**ing guys unique religion Then you might just see the similarities that lie between the different lives that we've been living Starting with the fact neither one of us know what it's like to see our women I heard you dissing Henry Bowers about beating his wife But with what you m**m's do to your women you have no reason to try to tell him why he should be treating his life That's as hypocritical as me walking up to Ray Charles or Stevie tonight And making fun of them for the fact they haven't been able to see all their life f** the Arabic disses So far as the battling sh** than you have an addiction He's right, the motherf**er is so jealous of me being blind there is an actual vid' of him on Youtube battling with a rapper called Vision But he's hungry as ever sh**, Diz' motherf**er I heard you used to battle for your lunch and your breakfast But really I bet you remember the first battle you won at 11 At this rate you'll still be battling at 107 See I battle to get people peeping my music and bump all my records You battle cause you got insecurities you need to cover up with a bunch of aggression But it's f**ing all done in vein/vain like a junkie injecting Cause when you go and base your whole life around becoming a legend In what's gotta be one of the world's dumbest professions Simply cause you know it's the only place where such a lowlife piece of scum is accepted c*nt you're pathetic! [Round 3: Dizaster] I came with some unique blind disses So being cliche I'll be f**ing damned if that's what they label me In my life I've never been an uncreative MC So f** battling! I'd give up battling right now if I knew you'd be able to see See I never got into this business to diss people that are less privileged than me But you're sick as f** So if I don't take you serious you'll end up k**ing me! So f** it, I'ma f**ing call you blind and you can accept it Shut up! You f**ing battled someone and made fun of them for being deaf, that's way more f**ed up But you guys are both at a disadvantage in your battle so I guess whatever I like you and Defron, you c*nts are very clever I mean, you're blind, he's deaf So if you lived in a world where men could get pregnant and you f*ggots have s** together Your kid would come out like Helen Keller Lately your eyes have been no more developments at the medic center It seems like technology isn't getting any better So it's safe to say you and your cane will be friend forever Like Fresco and Trevor Weller I mean, this motherf**er man, are you straight or gay, people are more than suspicious I mean, you know he can't distinguish between men or b**hes A hole is a hole to him how the f** would he know the difference? I mean if you were a Morgan that was born religious You'd be a Jehovah only, no Witness So don't get mad cause I'm making fun of him for having torn lenses He excels on all of us in each one of his other four senses This motherf**er could probably use his nose to smell smell sh** in the fourth dimension He could f**ing hear someone pop open a Coke bottle all the way out in some random road in Melbourne I got a bunch of blind jokes bro I can't help it The other day his homie was like, "Yo did you hear about the earthquake that happened out in..." And you're like, "California. Yeah I know. I felt it." [?] mad at me for blind jokes that [?] so f** it These f**ing rhymes are making him to the point where he's able to see But I'ma f** it up cause f** it I'ma let him straight have it He looks like a rapist that just got out of a straight jacket You look like a f**ing AIDS magnet Running around Adelaide spreading your AIDS letting every one of your maids have it You're gonna leave rapping alone cause you're lame at it The only thing that's worse than the way you look is [?] getting the side of his face tatted Damn y'all, I ain't playing Manaz do you feel what I'm saying? Of course not you're the type of dude that would have to literally feel what I'm saying c*nt, with the f**ing-f** it you wanna f**ing call me Arabian? I'ma k** you and beat you this time You only mad at Islam cause unlike Jesus Christ our prophet never offered to heal the blind When it comes to Arabic jokes, I have the greatest flips so why would you come at me with the f**ing racist tip? When in Adelaide they know you as the traitor/snitch That went off to the Islamic faith and switched You turned blind once they raped you in Guantanamo Bay you b**h So what I'm trying to say is this Your battle rap alias is Manaz but your real name is David [?] The last line I got before I end up saying "goodbye" I love this dude but blind jokes I have the greatest supply He's dead broke so there's no way he can afford to laser his eye He's like Scarface, you're gonna ride with your cane/'caine til you die [Round 3: Manaz] Praise to Allah You know why I've got so much hate for Islam? I've never once come across a braille Koran Do you know what I gotta do to piss off this guy Diz'? Say some fly sh** like, "I like Jin." Do you know what? To tell you the truth I make music, I want people to peep my hits And so far, I've done a lot of battles and there's not many views on my vids So even if this motherf**er wins today and some of these c*nts go get the music I did It means that even if I get beaten motherf**er I WIN You know how I can tell this guy's an Arab? He walked up to a girl [?] he tried to crush it So I hope the next time you hit up a who*e for some s** That the motherf**ing veil falls from her head as she's being forced into bed And you find out the whole time you were f**ing your daughter instead We probably might've done the same thing but I can tell it was your daughter by how small were her breasts There are a lot of reasons for people to hate your a** and the name "Bashir" is gay for starters sh**, you may be smart but trying to stomp around and be all theatrical And until it ain't a blind dude who's straight retarded made your [?] laughter sh**, it's all positive over negative And I like that from Ace the Masta So I praise Mohammad, but your religion is sh**, and I heard that from Ma$e the pastor See all your sh** is made up, it's like your name is mascara It's funny you about him Cause when you start rapping like a redneck It makes me want to son hicks like David's father I WILL, take your b**h, then make her Strip, like that place in Gaza And eat her out like a piranha even if she has a yeast infection and her p**y tastes like lager I will break her [?] face with gla** and take the saga Break her heart and you can see a Good Girl Gone Bad but it ain't Rihanna Probably ask me why I did her then I'll say it's karma For the way you made a target of the Trade Centers last time you got a plane to charter If you f** around, like swingers trading partners, it's sayonara I'll run the razor past your neck and raise the arteries like a crazy barber Switch blades to arm, leg, leg, arm, head and catch a body while you play [?] sh** you know how you do when you don't want people to know how gay your bars are? Say them faster [?] like a Jamaican Rasta So if this Arabic ba*tard was to wage jihad and I died today I'll be made a martyr [?] magna carter my life turned a tragedy into triumph and if you trace my past and look at all the sh** I've been through You'll see even if I lose I only ever got greater after I faced Dizaster