Dizaster - Dizaster vs HFK lyrics

[Round 1: Dizaster] You Canadian... [HFK] f*ggot [Dizaster] ...straight guy What you thought I was really gonna come out here and spit a bunch of Canadian hate raps? It's funny cause that was the angle I was originally aimed at And then I realized that "Arab" rhymes with "plane crash" how f**ing great's that?! I said I drop atomic bombs that are off the Richter I'm a new Islamic demonic Hitler I rode to your house, f** your mom and sister Then I show your father Mohammad's picture So why is this guy trying to step inside of my rhyming session? Buddy, where were you when we were taking flying lessons prior for 9/11? I pa**ed my pilots test with high percentage While you and your Al-Qaeda friends tried to disguise yourselves as flight attendants Honestly, I'm fed up with this crap Cause his terrorist attacks are the same method how he raps We were building C4 together, you know, setting up some traps He was the one supposed to work on wires instead he left them attached I guess that goes to show even when you're making bombs your set ups are wack I'm yelling at him like, "Dawg you're tripping Hurry up the clock on the bomb is ticking and we have a hostage missing We need to get back to the enemies block to get him." This dude hopped out of the chopper and aborted during the middle of the helicopter mission So he could run off to Popeye's and get a box of chicken How the hell is Islam your religion when you spend Ramadan in the kitchen? Your bars or your lethargic rhythm are more equivalent to Osama Bin Ladin's heart condition But don't give up on HFK yet y'all, he's still got a vision The only problem with it, is it involves covering up all your women Man, this muhf**a thought Armageddon was a part of Heaven Not to mention his mother and father were all armed with weapons when you guys were all probably seven Yo, I hope your wife gets stripped of her veil in public and everyone sees her b**bies nude I hope your daughter marries a Jewish dude I never ever wanna hear [?] impression from a fat, Persian, skater Who are you supposed to be, the Turban-ator? Get the f** outta here f*gGOT! [Round 2: HFK] You American...f*ggot I mean, your parents pay for everything you got You never lived on your own fam' They pay for your home and even your phone plan I should drag your b**h a** all the way back to your homeland Then beat your head into the pavement til you appreciate the meaning of being a grown man Now I've been battling for quite some time and repping my city like a vet I told Organik I earned my stripes and to give me my respect I'm like, "Look, I'll take Zilla, but if he's on tour I'll take Conspiracy instead." And right now I am really not impressed Cause after all that f**ing hard work I put in, THIS is who I get?! On the way here, Dizaster was on the airplane rattling and babbling Like, "I can't believe this is happening I can meet HFK and shatter him World Domination is going to be bomb" And then the air marshal tackled him Yo, look at the huge bags under his eyes man, I think this jerk's mental He looks like he hasn't slept since way back when Thesaurus popped his first pimple 2010 is not your year f*ggot I'll make you drop the tears Cause you're just a co*ky queer who tries to act like his real name is not Bashir The way you rap is so fast it's f**ing annoying as hell that I cover my ears and try not to hear And someone get the prophet Mohammad here Cause I wanna know if Dizaster is Osama's top frontier Or just an Islamic auctioneer Now, I'd rather be heavy in size and like protecting my fries Than to be a guy who stretches his rhymes with two Tom Selleck's protecting his eyes God diggity damn I find this so easy to wreck on this guy And I think I'd have to have a real unintelligent mind or be incredibly blind To battle someone as f**ed up as you and you irrelevant lines [Round 2: Dizaster] Speaking of airplanes Me and fat a** hijacked a plane together once and the plan worked Two minutes before impact we were about to crash Earth And I asked him in the name of holy Allah do you have any last words? And he said, "Yeah, can we at least stop so I can get a snack first?" I'm like, "Shut the f** up you oil neck." The only time you perform the best Is when you're being televised sending the government open threats And he records them all in an old ca**ette and keeps them in a holy storage set in alphabetical order text I bet you own a rolodex that shows all the known locations in the world there will be explosions next Like every Middle Eastern he has a couple of Beamers, a gold Rolex, he knows how to forge a check And he technically owns a jet...he just hasn't stole it yet Aye aye listen, "this guy's sure mental" f**ing idiot Ayo, when I look at you all I can think about is magic carpets and nasty armpits This motherf**er bought a Persian flying rug on the after market But it s**s cause he has to crash to park it f** you and your 30 wives This dirty Persian deserves to be alive in a furnace full of burgers and curly fries Wait a minute, I'm accessing my third eye I can see you an 30,000 shirtless guys headed towards a church to die But first you gotta get up and rub lotion on Xerxes thighs Your head looks like a big a** dick that hasn't been circumcised I'm just wondering, what's your turban size? He's like, "Thirty five." Yo, I bet your turban's come with s**micide And on your turban side it says, "Persian Pride" Man it looks like you're gonna burglarize the Ham Burgler guy I know you, you're related to that one metal singer, that nerdy guy Who sings, "When angles deserve to die." Get the f** outta here Man, this muhf**er right here man Let me tell you something I'ma tell him Muhf**a, ayo this the type of fat smelly Persian who likes to gel his hair And stash fetta cheese in Tupperware And leave it in the fridge for like six months like it was never there Ask him what his favorite state in the U.S. is like I would ever care But if I had to guess I would say Arizona, cause there's a desert there This dude's like the Middle Eastern Bone Crusher cause when it comes to electric chair He ain't Never Scared Aye, this is for all my people who are hella self aware Don't ever dare him to get on Delta Air Cause he loves dying He's like, "Man, are we gonna hop on a plane or use a ride?" You should've seen him the other day getting all amped and juiced inside Cause I told him he was gonna get euthanized Every time you see a Jewish guy you think of suicide He thinks about that so much that the average person would lose their mind But I bet the day it's time for you to die You wake up and wear your favorite suit and tie And then wave to everybody at the airport like, "I love you dudes. Goodbye." "Where you going to?" "Dubai!" [Round 2: HFK] You American f*ggot You are not the best in your league And from the top you're farthest And man, I'm so f**ing fat I mistook his eyebrows for one of the McDonald arches He's gay as hell Probably talks to 15 year old boys on AOL like [?] The only thing we have in common is that our women wear their veils Other than that you're just a f*ggot with hair that's gelled who gets paid to yell Your trip to Toronto, I will make it hell Cause even my chinstrap's saying you'll take the L Versus Arsonal you thought you were great but failed Thinking everything you say is just sick Telling me I'm a whale with some tits who likes cakes with his chips And steak with his grits is not a line that's amazingly sick Just cause you shake and you twitch and you say it like this Yo, just imagine this bi-polar f** trying to talk to a girl What he'd say is this "Hi, my name is Diz. I got a blazing whip. And I think you're an amazing chick And we should go on a date and exchange a kiss And then I will f** break your ribs and rape your kids [?] you crazy b**h! Here's some wine take a sip." You can rip your lungs out and yell as loud as you want I'm not f**ing scared of ya I saw him and his boyfriend on the beach and all I say is "You're pretty f**ing hairy brah." Secretly you hate the U.S.A. cause all these chumps embarra** ya So at night he goes home and locks the door to his room and yells "f** America!" Yo, Lebanon and Israel have been in a never ending war For years they've been in a feud But why they're beefing gets me confused I mean Lebanese guys get circumcised when they exit the womb They never throw any pigs in their stews or include any ribs in their food And the nose on 95% of the dudes are incredibly huge So what in the fu*k makes Arabs different from Jews? Now Charron came to me like, "HFK, you and Dizaster are both Arabs. Why are you battling then? I think people from the same land should be friends." I just grabbed him from the shirt like, "I'm Persian And don't you dare mistake me for a dirty Arab again." [Round 3: Dizaster] Speaking of McDonalds... HFK took a trip to Micky D's and ordered a Tricky P with Chedda Cheese Aye, don't make fun of him cause the kid's obese He paid like 50 G's to get those triple D's Sand n***a please The f** you looking at? He's f**ing looking like a stupid cat Aww, man why you motherf**ers wanna stop and make me sound like I said something wrong You stupid motherf**er your fart joke about sing something from the bong was all f**ing wrong I'll tell you this right now Americans and Canadians should get together and celebrate Cause even in the Middle East we find a reason to segregate This motherf**er, lays out his carpet and meditates at a steady rate Til the point that he eventually levitates But the time he makes it in front of Heaven's Gates He'll be rocking a pressure gauge attached to a metal brace That says, "Ready to detonate." So let's set the record straight You got so many terrorist genetic traits that even on your wedding day The Feds came to investigate cause they heard you requested yellow cake Really? That's all? Are you f**ing kidding me? Boom bah Motherf**er you're not hard If I get robbed today I am putting someone in an arm bar And if the SWAT parked outside I'm letting the Glock spark Going outside strapping a bomb to a cop car and fleeing the King Of The Dot like, "Allahu Akbar!" People say "rap is dead" because of jokes Well f** you then I hope you're miserable for the rest and you never have fun again I hope your newborn dies at birth of a fever of 110 And your future wife f**s every last one of your friends You f**ing, fat, smelly Persian, I'll rip you in half I'll give you the math You like incest like giving your little sister a bath This stupid motherf**er right here looking at me like "You got the Jordan's on." Oh you wish you had them cause your shirt is not matching I came out here I'm f**ing up but I'm still f**ing rapping Your goatee is wack as f** I'ma turn into freestyle and then I'm gonna smack you up Take the f**ing flapjacks off your neck then I'ma stack 'em up Having lyrically sick raps Doesn't cover up for the fact that you have a ridiculous chinstrap You're a modern day victim to quick snacks You f**ing big b**h a** You're always b**hing you wanna get rid of big ma** Well b**h switch to Slimfast or stop ditching gym cla** Yo, f** you b**h a**, get back I'ma cut the chitchat You said he dipped his burgers in pizzas Nah, he dips his Big Mac's in KitKats I don't need no writtens to beat you Cause you're the f**ing reason why this league is f**ed You can't free for sh** and you're f**ing-man your jeans just s** Man, this muhf**a right here is not rapping He put on the red, white and black on his shoes, the red, white and black here, but that and that are not matching f*ggot you look like Aladdin Hold on, who are you supposed to be the new Jafar? I bet your middle name is Abdul Jabbar And he loves following the moon and stars Compared to you I'm a youtube superstar You're just mad every time you go to the hookah bar Nobody even knows who you are And if they do walk up to you, "Dude...can you move my car." f** you falafel face [Round 3: HFK] Listen here you Dizaster-bator This man is a geek Telling me my clothes don't match, what are you the fashion police? Yo, now why the f** would I ever want to purchase or check his weak music? I mean the dude's in a rap group with two brothers called "Refugee Unit" This numb nut's the dumbest Walking around with cum all over his face And I'm like, "What the f** is that?!" He's like, "Um, um, it's hummus." Lately he's been battling sh**ty opponents for some fake wins Thinks he can be a battle rap legend if he can take Jin f*ggot any battler or non battler could rape him And your eyebrows are so f**ing huge the bouncers had to search them before you came in Growing up in Lebanon, he had a terrible childhood He was very sad and real troubled I mean, his dad would a** f** him if he didn't wear a wig and belly dance for his uncles True story, in his last battle the lights shut off and his punchlines would not hit f**, I haven't seen a blackout like that since your third round against Locksmith He'll remain unsigned cause he's a dork Stretching his bars like I'm that one guy who will come by at lunchtime Make this chump cry 'til he needs support And he do is spit a bunch of dumb rhymes that are really forced But a real MC will stick to the punchlines and keep it short Yo, he is really not dope And f** all of his bars there wasn't a single hot quote And the judges should know that he clearly got smoked And I didn't have to use a single mom joke Even if she is a f**ing who*e I'll leave your soul buried, I'm the night shredder I pop your hoe's cherry and I give her nice pleasure And just to throw it in, I'm more hairy and I hit my wives better! Now he wants to go around and say he's American and he's Arabian But your brother with the gla**es on up there, well he's Canadian True story That's it