Dizaster - Dizaster vs A-Cla** lyrics

[Round 1: Dizaster] Okay great See people don't think I'm familiar with A-Cla** But I am and I f**ing hate him I know who you are, you're the guy who rebu*tals all the Asian jokes before people actually say them Like, "If you call me Jet Li I'll hit you with the kick fo' sho' Call me Bruce Lee then I'll flip into a ninja roll and hit you with a Ninja Scroll." Shut up you little p**y, you sound like you sniff coke This ain't a battle, this is me giving a poor little wannabes kid hope He thought this was his opportunity to show the world that he spits dope But no one gives a f** about you f*ggot, they just want to hear my Jin jokes Listen, I admit, the blog I did was kinda childish for Youtube Which is why I need to settle down, stop being racist cause I'm going out of my mind, I'm going cuckoo Maybe I'm the one that needs to open up my eyes more than you do See I knew the ethnic disses get repetitive and that's straight trash So I decided not to use them cause I didn't want to be labeled as another Asian hate rap And then I realized that "A-Cla**" rhymes with "train tracks" how f**ing great's that?! Wait a minute you fake a** Is that a face or a Jabbawockee face mask? f** you, I'm the one who taught Sun Tzu the Art Of War Your number one food's probably Unagi and albacore Your favorite singer in the world is probably Charli Baltimore You know why? Cause you're a f**ing Charlie from Baltimore f** you and your pan face fan base This man's face looks like a hand made pancake I f**ing hate spicy mayonnaise I will stab you in the back with one of Katana's fan blades And doggy style your mother while I'm wearing a lamp shade In your country, having vision is a dying crisis So don't be surprised if I got a bunch of rhymes I relate your eyes with You suffer from having blinded iris You were born with a tattoo inside your eyelids that says "Why do I have a driver's license?" [Round 2: Dizaster] I will f**ing kick your door down during dog supper First person I'll grab is your mom's mother I'll hold that b**h hostage with a box cutter and tell her "Don't move I'm Saddam's brother." When I spit people say I'm a sick f**er When you spit your eyes squint and your lips pucker and it makes you look like a dick s**er I can see you in the future on a Rush Hour 6 cover Falling off of a bridge with Chris Tucker And hopefully Jin's mother Listen, I tried to do three Asian's versus me cause my motto is fatal The other two agreed but you had to go off and say "no" I was gonna k** you three then give you all some halos Then I would've been able to label y'all as Charlie's Angels You have a face like a f**ing baby in a cradle Your grill is so flat it looks like it's caved in and stapled You're so Asian you're able to use your face as a table You and your boy Jin were supposedly rolling with crime bosses They're now posted with Christ crosses You're both basically making me quite nauseous The shape of your face and your eye sockets Make it harder for you to race in your rice rockets When your people go to space they take rice on their rockets Don't even try to talk sh** you spend 90% of your time designing fiber optics And the other 10% you're blindfolded catching flies with chopsticks You don't wanna know how long I could ride this topic Just hurry up and run my Hundai's diagnostic Before you become my Al-Qaeda hostage f** you and your line about Locksmith Only reason you beat Rone was because he had a bad night And lost it Plus you got eaten alive by Caustic b**h [Round 3: Dizaster] You said some sh** about Pacquiao and blah blah blah backing out But your girl thinks I'm handsome cause of my Iraqi brows And the fact that I don't have to grab a snack every time I hear a cat "meow" I will f**ing roll up on him with a knife from the rear And stab him in the spine with a spear He won't see me coming even though the whole time I'm standing right over here Cause all Asians have a blind spot on the side of their ears You look like you haven't seen a vagina in years With your small a** body size you'd probably die from seven beers And when you do your mom will probably cry fried rice instead of tears What you don't like that? {Speaks fake Chinese} Shut the f** up Him and his people came to my house with his family like, "Please take these offerings from my mom." I told him {gun co*king} "I don't want your presents b**h. Get the f** off my lawn." I'm a Arab genie b**h so ahead and make your wishes I hope you ask for some fame and b**hes Cause I know for a fact this f*ggot wouldn't even waste a minute On anything that doesn't translate to digits or in some way relate to physics Stick to causing accidents from breaking limits Nitrous oxide racing Civics My racial disses are amazing with it I'm surprised the movie Crash didn't have more Asian's in it My fashion sense is straight terrific And if you disagree then you saw my Jin blog and you were hating on my latest Raiden fitted There ain't no time for this ninja to try to vanish I'll throw a muay thai kick and shatter your whole entire canva** into 190 fragments This guy watches Family Guy and imagines Brian inside of a tri tip sandwich What? You don't like it? You're shaking your head You stupid little f*ggot, I'll pull out your grave when you dead I'll stomp on your head you little p**y You were born a rookie in your fortune cookie