Don't you disrespect me little man Don't you derogate or deride You're in my world now, not your world And I got friends on the other side He's got friends on the other side That's and echo gentleman Just a little something we have here in Louisiana A little parlor trick, don't worry Sit down at my table, put your mind at ease If you relax it will enable me to do anything I please I can read your future, I can change it 'round some too I look deep into your heart and soul You do have have a soul, don't you, Lawrence? Make your wildest dreams come true I got voodoo, I got voodoo I got things I didn't even try And I got friends on the other side He's got friends on the other side The cards, the cards, the cards will tell The past, the present and the future as well The cards, the cards, just take three Take a little trip into your future with me Now you, young man are from across the sea You come from two long lines of royalty I'm a royale myself on my mother's side Your lifestyle's high but your funds are low You need to marry a little honey who's daddy got dough Mom and dad cut you off, huh, playboy? Now y'all better get hitched but hitching ties you down You just want to be free, hop from place to place But freedom takes green It's the green, it's the green, it's the green you need And when I look into your future it's the green that I see On you little man, I don't want wanna waste much time You've been pushed around all your life You've been pushed around by your mother And your sister and your brother And if you was married you'd be pushed around by your wife But in your future the you I see Is exactly the man you always wanted to be Shake my hand, come on boys Won't you shake a poor sinner's hand? Yes, are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Transformation central Transformation central Transformation central Transformation central Transformacation central, can you feel it? You're changing, you're changing, you're changing alright And I hope you're satisfied, but if you ain't don't blame me You can blame my friends on the other side You got what you wanted What you want's what you get Hush