Disney - Be Our Guest (Beauty And The Beast lyrics

Ma chere Maemoiselle, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight, And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents your dinner! Be our guest! Be our guest! Put our service to the test Tie your napkin around you neck, cherie and well provide the rest soup du jour hot hors doeuvres why, we only live to serve try the grey stuff its delicious dont believe me? ask the dishes they can sing, they can dance after all, Miss, this is france and diner here is never second best go on, unfold your menu take a glance then youll be our guest oui, our guest be our guest Chorus: beef ragout cheese souffle pie and pudding en flumbe well prepare and serve with flair and culinary cabaret! youre alone and youre scared but the banqeuts all prepared no ones gloomy or compaining while the flatwares entertaining we tell jokes! i do tricks with my fellow candlesticks and its all in perfect taste that you can bet come on and lift your gla** youve won your own free pa** to be our guest if youre stressed its fine dining we suggest life is so unnerving for a servent whos not serving hes not whole without a soul to wait upon as, those good old days when we were useful... suddenly those good old days are gone ten years weve been rusting needing so much more than dusting needing excersise, a chance to use our sk**s! most days we lie around the castle flabby, fat, and lazy you walked in and oops-a-daisy its a guest its a guest sakes alive, well be blessed wines been served and thank the lord ive had the napkins freshly pressed with dessert, shell want tea and my dear that fine with me while the cups do their soft-shoein ill be bubbling, ill be brewing ill get warm, piping hot heavens sakes! is that a spot clean it up! we want the company impressed weve got a lot to do is it one lump or two for you our guest shes our guest shes our guest shes our guest be our guest! be our guest! be our guest Be our guest! be our guest! our command is your request its been years since weve had anybody here and were obsessed with you meal, with your ease yes, indeed, we aim to please while the candlelights still glowing let us help you, well keep going course by course, one by one til you shout,enough im done then well sing you off to sleep as you digest tonight youll prop your feet up but for now, lets eat up be our guest be our guest be our guest please, be our guest