Disco D - Cartoon Chick lyrics

[Intro] Don Cannon: Yo Ash! Asher Roth: What's up man? Don Cannon: If you could have any cartoon chick, who would it be? Asher Roth: It's funny you should ask that... [Verse 1] Right of the bat I'd have Jessica Rabbit She's the baddest, I love them tatties Yeah that chest pressed, in that red dress And I'm obsessed, yes, yes, with redheads So Ariel would get it in the shower Do Beauty with Beast, Eiffel tower I'd take Jasmine on a magic carpet ride Then I'd ride her carpet until I made it fly And Cinderella's better than the step sisters Gives the best head and is the best kisser Unless of course she forgot the gla** slippers Then Fairy God Mother is the one to give the dick to Mulan's punan is oh so sweet Wake Sleeping Beauty up when I get her in the sheets I'd f** with Snow White cause I heard she was a freak Yo, forget Hugh Heff, I'm rolling with Disney [Hook] If you could f** a cartoon chick, which one would you pick If you could f** a cartoon chick, which one would get the dick Cause if you had a cartoon chick, she wouldn't blow up your phone I don't need a cartoon chick: I can just draw my own [Verse 2] I'd Scooby-Doo Daphney while Betty Boop watched Told Judy Jetson yo can get on top Yeah, of course I'd do Wilma but Betty's mad hot Not Fred Flintstone but I'll make her bedrock I'd f** Æon Flux and Rouge from X-Men And maybe Rainbow Brite cause I heard she was a lesbian Smurfette would get it because of my blue fetish So that includes Marge Simpson, too, get it? [Hook x2] Yo, Dave, you know who else I would do? Louis Griffin You ever seen that episode when she had that thing, and she was just, like, in nothing, in that picture? Pheww!