Disclaimer - Fixing A Hole lyrics

I've got to be more playful I've got to be more a**ertive I've got to stop quoting from Simpsons all the time I've got to be much less boring and less pa**ive-aggressive I've got to take control of my stupid mind I've got to be less spineless I've got to be less distractingly horny I've got to learn to be spontaneous I've got to rein in my temper I've got to be more thoughtful I've got to seperate myself from us I'm really not attached to who I am I can squish and squash and fix myself for you Although you'd never ask/make me I must redress these things There's got to be a way to start anew I've got to be less weepy I've got to stop making a**umptions I've got to stop giving off angry vibes I've got to get my life focused I've got to be more ambitious And vary the things I eat and I imbibe I've got to be a better listener I've got to stop nagging My fantasies have to cease and desist I've got to be more patient I've got to be all-around better I've got about a week to accomplish all this