Dirty Dike - Rant lyrics

[Verse 1: Dirty Dike] Yo You're all reading it Balls deep believing it All catching feelings, but you call me the idiot I don't receive a bit of peace of any breeze you spit But somehow you all seem to dream without a decent kip I guess my words mean more than I thought But I'm ignorant as f** with the torture I sport Cause you to applaud and snorkel through the portion of pork To get your grubby little paws on my porcelain sword With all mechanisms, force fed whatever's given Television, internet and episodes of Better Livin' You better give in to the telephones and clever trickin' Tescos are well ahead of anything, you're ever biggin' It's less forgiving, man it's business at best So we're best to get a rhythm singing lyrics of d**h I quiver with stress Thinking how my kids will accept this sh**ty mess that we live in as we give it to them It's all poetry, everything I speak seems to focus me A total belief explodes from a potion of hope and peace I cross my fingers, hope to die when I float inside and skydive a solar systems sky with my open eyes Keep following, I'm 'phewing' like its funny But don't spit the dummy And go ring your mummy One man, one tongue, one rusty headless sh** And somehow you c*nt flaps have all come to wrestle it I go 'blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,' in your ears prick Weird kid, simbots and click while the tears drip It isn't fun getting tackled by a stripper's mum who's risen up a kid to s** a dick like he's a bit of fun Mrs dump, why you trying to justify it? The only simple answer is your job, you havn't done it right Better luck another time, see you in another life My fan base is ma**ive, you're embarrasing your grobby mind f** my life, you care more than I do You come to get respect and if we met I wouldn't like you More like I spite you, get pissed and bite you Incite every member of your crew with a knife too [Outro: Dirty Dike] This song is for all the sensitive people All you tramps, baron, sensitive weird f**ers With no skin Just muscle tissue Sensitive bones Weak brains No personality... characterless Peen receivers [Sample] Chatting bare cheddar for the fun of it Some people seem to think that that's a bit off key Brother if you ain't having no fun go home Son your so glum Chatting bare cheddar for the fun of it Some people seem to think that that's a bit off key Brother if you ain't having no fun go home But son, I love this bit Give a f**, you can s** a dick