Dirty Dike - Decible Dike lyrics

[Hook: Dirty Dike] x2 It goes, feet dragging on my way home I drank loads of that potion that favours my stage shows Fat crate loads that damage my health I'm just a twat getting bladder to embarra** myself [Verse 1: Dirty Dike] I left my palace in a typical foul state A ciggie in my mouth, 50 quid on my house mate The city brick loud plate big sit in town, listen out 'Cos when we get pissed the ground shakes Swagger down to the place where our friends be And lately the state of my gla** never empty Im so pissed, but I won't throw fists But I'll grope chicks, open my clothes and I s'pose its Mr joke playing poker with no chips Rips in my clothes spent at nose bone and broke wrist Pa** the phone b**h, I'm chatting more than women be, it's k**ing me Slam doors, clamber in your limousine I've seen beasts with the greed from my testicles Beef in the street its Dirty D and Pete Decible We be the best of all drunks in the mud 'Cos I'm a loud, messy for a Pete, just be the thug But trust me it's love, nothing but a cuddle and hug Man we struggling to mumble as we jugglin' pubs A bumpkin above, jumping in a bucket of beer Like a noise making co*k we'll be f**ing your ear [Hook] x2 [Verse 2: Dirty Dike] I'm raps answer to shaggy lap dances And swagger in 'em bars with a ma**ive black marker I'm tagging harder than raps off a pack of cards And it scars badder than a marriage getting slashed apart I'm madder than your dad's fashions are In the crappest arms chatting to a slapper with a padded bra Vanish in my graphic bars The mad image mark magic that I'm travelling, and thats the arc But I'm sat back bladdered and embarra**ed 'til I manage to adapt round having all this damage in my ma**ive gla** A bad habits like an addict's arm With a jagged scar, tattoos and scabs round a stabbing marks So f** a drinking club, I sink whisky and piss in a stinky pub While Pete winks at chicks, there'll be 50 plus With strictly drunken dicks, till we sniff some d** [Hook] x3