Dirty Dike - Sun Tan Of A Pig lyrics

Verse 1 So hit this and watch your missus have a fit And triple spin backwards in to simpleton abyss I live in England thinking ignorance is bliss Tryna paint myself dripping with the pigment in my piss Crippled chicken wings are literally a quid And you can get a sticky bit of weed as quickly as you wish From the sticks to the city kids are rich And paid to keep it crisp between the villains and the privileged You want drugs? ‘Course, everybody wants drugs A love song’s a dead apology that once was Head nodding extra horribly to wrong stuff Off-beat bollocks dead philosophies and top trumps Chorus Slumped happy and crisp Sun tan of a pig My bum-bag is full of vallys and quids Unplanned in a planet is my plan to exist And stack bangers so the galaxy could shatter to bits Slumped happy and crisp Sun tan of a pig My bum-bag is full of vallys and quids Unplanned in a planet is my plan to exist And stack bangers so the galaxy could shatter to bits Verse 2 Just get me to a place where I can drink And sit and think differently erase the time and blink A second citizen a system on repeat So let me keep my distance individually and speak Why the fu*k you gonna listen in the first place? Gurn face cripple locking chickens in a bird cage Birthday wishes fresh nipples piss and sperm stains Dripping vertically, ripping through the world mate Excuse me God you keep getting in my fu*king way I’m tryna rush the brains of everyone and run away I mumble triple platinum lyrics thinking ‘bout your image Sink a battleship in minutes with a pack of villards Chorus Slumped happy and crisp Sun tan of a pig My bum-bag is full of vallys and quids Unplanned in a planet is my plan to exist And stack bangers so the galaxy could shatter to bits Slumped happy and crisp Sun tan of a pig My bum-bag is full of vallys and quids Unplanned in a planet is my plan to exist And stack bangers so the galaxy could shatter to bits