[Verse 1: Jam Baxter] Hey slobs it's the late cotch waste toppin' Stray dogs stays lost bray stay gobbin' K snot, brains rottin' And we ain't got paid cause we hate shottin' Traipse on veins cloggin' Its your bait flop, Jacob, the muddy mime Bunnin' thai, rubbin' my gums with the colour white Cutting lines up inside clubs, it's the grubby life Shove a mike under my mug, watch me come alive I'm the sluggish type, scuttle by piss poor Spliff lit like a triple number 9 switch board And you wonder why i'm looking like sh** for Dribbling at chicks, tryna pull 'em like rip chord Crooked eyes flickering a hot box visibly I'm pickling my bonce 'til it's compost physically But being pissed non stop cripples me f** hip-hop man, it's hop-hop literally On a one legged race to get legless A skunk serenade for one, a ket breakfast Shucks any takers bruv let's get feckless Come and get blazed and drunk and head westwards With reckless abandon Retching at random Dreadfully dressed I perfected the anthem (blaow) And if you live how I live, stick your mits in the air and then puke 'til you can't like this Like this, like this, like this (like what?) Like this, like this, like this (like what?) Like this, like this, like this (like what?) Like this, like this, like this [Verse 2: Dirty Dike] News just in Dike's f**ed on a drug binge Sniffin' up dust cut with scum from the dustbin And f** things it's the same old same James raping his brain in his nasal ways And basic days consist of a piss pot of c**aine And when my nostrils block, I'll be rippin' off your nose mate So bait I could walk into ASDA And snort up an ounce with your daughter and Baxter Bought 'nuff d**, can't afford no pasta Snort up dust 'til my sore nose fractures And round here we don't pour no champers We're wearing a wardrobe with your clothes wa*kers And don't thank us, I'm far from a nice lout 5 ounce lines couldn't buy me a night out Sniff like a sniff like a hoover to floor Put your hands up and trip as I puke on the floor like this Like this, like this, like this It's like this, like this, like this (like what?) It's like this, like this, like this (like what?) It's like this, like this, like this (like how?)