Dirt Nasty - Cracker Ass Fantastic lyrics

I fell in love with a gangsta b**h A chola chick that'll shank yo dick b**h from the other sida town I live in the hills, she's from South Central And she got a tattoo on her neck, of lady Guadalupe holdin her tits I met her up at the Del Taco I said'you hella fine' She said ‘You el Guapo' She was like ‘I don't date crackers or actors' Matter of fact: I'm a rapper I thought she'd never get with me But she saw me on cribs rappin with Mickey I put a hickey on her titties Now her cousin Smokey wants to k** me At the barbeque I stood out I was the only woodpecker in the mother f**in crowd Cracker a** fantastic, That's me Cracker a** fantastic, Dirt Nasty Cracker a** fantastic, that's me Cracker a** fantastic Word hit the street So I slap boxed her cousin At the Jack in the Box by the Inglewood Forum Straight got my a** beat But I still hit them a** cheeks, uh She taught me how to load the glock And she taught me how to fold my socks So I taught her how to hold my co*k And I told her, you could quit your job at Ross, baby Kuz now you with the #1 gringo No more Doritos or frozen burritos Have you ever been to Fred Segel's? $30 salad with a bottle of vino You could play with my dick under the table I got the tip covered… Thank you Dirt Nasty's El Fuego That means I'm on fire baby Like Waco Cracker a** fantastic, That's me Cracker a** fantastic, Dirt Nasty Cracker a** fantastic, that's me Cracker a** fantastic Word hit the street I think I hear wedding bells, And I don't give a f** that a fish taco smells She stole a Chavelle That's what she told me when she wrote me from jail She Oakland as hell Raiders hat to the back Gold Gazelles Centerfold, Lowrider mag Other crackers jack it to picture of her a** She thinks I'm a a**hole Kuz I can't eat her out without using Tabasco Mommy looked saucy in a poncho When she dumped my a** at the Pomona car show Cracker a** fantastic, That's me Cracker a** fantastic, Dirt Nasty Cracker a** fantastic, that's me Cracker a** fantastic Word hit the street