Dirt Nasty - X-Mas Rap lyrics

[Andre Legacy] It was the night before Christmas and all through LA Word hit the street, Santa gone gay TMZ, front of the paper He went down like an anchor on a sailor [Dirt Nasty] Santa's got the best coke That's why Rudolph got a red nose He ain't the only victim I heard he bu*t f**ed Prancer and Vixen [Andre Legacy] I answer the children when they ask me "Is a real man?" I tell em the truth That dude never landed on no roof [Dirt Nasty] Nah homes, he's stone cold Made me lick the candy cane in his robe Took me to the North Pole, it was cold I was only eight years old [Hook] Santa Claus is dead (We k**ed him) Took one in the head (We did it) Christmas is a joke (That's right) Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow [Dirt Nasty] I saw daddy f**ing Santa Claus s**ing on his raggedy balls Ho, ho, ho, it smelled like mistletoe and bu*thole [Andre Legacy] I'm off the list for sure Cause Saint Nick know I been sniffing blow And when I go carolling, I do it bu*t naked Smoking h**n [Dirt Nasty] Jingle bells, jingle balls rock Little elves drink eggnog from the co*k And all I want for X-Mas is a bigger dick And a b**h from Texas [Andre Legacy] I been dreaming of a white Christmas Filled with c**aine, carry on b**hes As I look under the tree Santa's dead with his dick out, rest in peace [Hook] [Outro]