Dirt Nasty - Freestyle 1 lyrics

I'm feeling kind of moody Maybe I woke up on the wrong side of the jacuzzi My life is in shambles My girl left me, my dad's locked up in Atlanta My mom's a trucker And my grandpaw was like "Man, f** her!" And my auntie, she's a prostitute I get ten percent, that ain't a lot of loot See, my life's a cliche I go to Venice and play frisbee Or I play basketball But I'm the only white dude, it spells "trouble" y'all See I'm just a cracker, smack ya In the back of the Aqua Jaguar Man, my life is so shady, you couldn't understand the year 1980 Cocaine, no Rogaine I got a full head of hair, it's flowing man My freestyles are unstoppable Man you a fake 2pac, I jump over your obstacle I eat a lot of [?], I eat a lot of waffles I hang out at hospitals Cause I OD'd too many times On prescription pills, Corona, and wine See this is off the top of the dome I don't write poems but I slap your mom like a totem pole b**h, it's the scrotum hole f** all y'all [?] YouTube f**ing hoes My sh** bananas I'm from Frisco, call me Joe Montana And I'll throw some Jerry Rice on you at your funeral You a stupid human ho I'm a Android, I'm a robot I don't stop rapping, I don't smoke pot I'm trying to go sober But I'm having a lot of problems when I wake up hungover I go to AA meetings wasted Drinking on Patron and smoking on Jamaican weed Pa** the f**ing envelope I didn't win the contest, that's all she wrote