Dirt Nasty - Drunk Preppy Freestyle lyrics

I'm a baby I drink Jack Dan-yees Mothaf**a, check it out I used to be sober Not lately, I'm hungover I strike like a cobra Double - f** your sober I'm a straight loco Mothaf**a, put you in a choke hold In Acapulco, at the back of the booth with Don DeMarco I'm so sick Used to s** my own dick I look like a preppy b**h That's a disguise, I'll jack your b**h I be like come over to the crib She thinks she gon' get f**ed up and get some kids She gon' get jacked When I steal her phone and the port jack I'm a mother f** I made this beat in the back of a dump truck b**h I'm loco s** my own dick, yo Yall think you can hate me Just cuz you know I'm a white boy from Haiti Mothaf**a don't know me Rockin' straight Sergio Di Coni Straight came from the club Alone, f** a b**h, don't need a back rub I can s** my own dick, b**h You all alone and sh** Like Macaulay Culkin I swoop like a falcon Check out the ten fingers I'm relaxing with ninjas This tooth needs to get pulled Your mom's a bull She looks like Roberto Devonte f** your mom like Devonte Your mom got bu*t f**ed Like Delonte West in Cleveland I don't rhyme when I rap b**hes like you think you're clockin' snaps White boys like me clock the cheddar I go on forever and ever Never ending story You're boring, your raps got me snoring I'm a smooth a** James Bond I put flames in the bong I quit smoking weed, quit cigarettes Now I drink all night, G Straight Jack Daniels I slap your man, bro That dude's a b**h Lately I've been s**in' my own dick I made this beat on acid I leave the f**in' ba*tards Cracker, blast ya, nah mothaf**a I ain't from Alaska Don't call me Sarah Palin You could call me very blazin' When I put the Ruger straight to your dick like Freddie Kruger Man, I don't give a f** Freestyling bu*t naked with a dead duck I bu*t f** animals Buff as a cannibal