Direct Hit! - Mutant Drunk lyrics

We were walking into ambush, didn't know that we could die From overall exposure to this level of pesticide Now we're mutants, freaks of nature, barely coherent enough to lie About our relative ability to ask for a f*cking ride We've been drinking shots of whiskey, vodka, the greenest of Chartreuse We've been pounding down the absinthe til we're little to no use To our girlfriends, parents, colleagues, pets or brothers, just refuse In a dump where beings like us go to pa** out before they puke Pa** that Jack, Citron, coke, lime and rum, Jose, Jim Beam, Old Thompson That Absolut - Oh sh**, I puked, sorry man, that wasn't awesome But don't mine me, just gonna see how far I'll go before This big dick goes and throws me out the door I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you At this point we're not even playing our own songs for any of you We're just rambling, making noise, and generally wasting all your time But for some ridiculous reason you all find it appropriate to whine