Diego Johnson - Special Ed lyrics

[Hook] All of the retard strength, those kids cannot be trained, so we will got to a great length, to make sure all the retards are chained [Verse 1: Diego Johnson] I'm sitting in the school bathroom trying to take a pee Mentally handicapped kid comes in next to me and starts staring at my wee wee I say b**h back the f** off take a pic if you like it He uses retard rage to life me off the ground and start licking my tit I scream in pain and horror but nobody came He threw me into the stall...my bu*t hole would never be the same I tried to tell Mrs. Jee what that f**ing vegetable did to my a** But nobody believed he could be so evil cuz he was in the retard cla** So 7th period I pulled out my f**ing sharpened pencil and headed to room twenty seven Walked in and stabbed the jugular of that retarded rapist Kevin Raped Mrs. Jee then I cut her throat too The other kids in cla** started to shriek so I made them eat glue No more arts and crafts time to live in the real world Guess glue don't taste so good when swallowed cuz just about every one of them hurled I felt my work was done so I went back to study hall But I'll never forget what happened in that bathroom stall [Hook] All of the retard strength, those kids cannot be trained, so we will got to a great length, to make sure all the retards are chained [Verse 2: Jake Sweeney] My retard encounter was in high school in the bathroom They were all at urinals with their pants and underwear all the way to ankles Old cravings came up. I felt a sudden sense of doom Looked under a stall but didn't see Mrs. Jee's cankles Ran to the door and switched the latch to make it locked Needless to say one of these retards were about to get co*ked Started getting hard looking at that firm retarded bu*t Looked around, no teacher to protect em, I had to get my nut I turned that vegetable virgin into a slippery s*ut Looked at his little penis and realized it was uncut Started throwing up all over the poor little saps Snapped back to my senses and realized I had another relapse I had to hide what happened. I couldn't go back to jail Contemplated my situation and came up with a plan that couldn't fail Couldn't ruin my career cuz I knew I would be a great rapper So I chopped up all their bodies and I flushed them down the crapper [Hook] All of the retard strength, those kids cannot be trained, so we will got to a great length, to make sure all the retards are chained [Epilogue] By the way. f** Gay G and his f**ing f*ggot a** solo career That n***a Jay G thought he was hot sh** and hard, but inside he is soft just liek a Rolo Looks like his career is getting cold. Bet he wish he didn't go solo Gay G thought he was hot sh** and but turns out I just had gas That hot sh** got real cold when he finally got dumped out of my a** Gay G thinks he can write but I'm the reason 415 was the best He thought he was old enough to leave home but now he wishes he was back on momma's breast Gay G is f**ing retarded so I guess its good we got rid him Call up Mrs. Jee's short bus so Gay G can get on and ride wit em...