Die Toten Hosen - Perfect Criminal lyrics

I woke up today on a hospital bed and the white coats say "You were next to dead". But you're the perfect criminal and so we gave you life. You're the perfect criminal and we need the perfect crime. What you did before, believe that we don't care. Your country needs you now and this is why you're here. 'Cause you're the perfect criminal and there'll be a time for the perfect criminal to commit the perfect crime. Say your lines like we taught you to and you'll be just fine in the interview. Help the minister and understand that he saved your life, he's your only friend. You're the perfect criminal and so we gave you life. You're the perfect criminal and we need the perfect crime. Yes, you're the perfect criminal and there'll be a time for the perfect criminal to commit the perfect crime.