Dickies - She's A Hunchback lyrics

she's a nice girl and i like her style but she's a hunchback i'm not a pretty guy got a wooden eye but she's a hunchback i take her to the football game she's my little notre dame and i know things won't be the same without a hunchback took her to the dance looking for romance she's a hunchback and when she does the twist i just can't resist watching a hunchback everybody's laughing at me why can't they just let us be she'll go down in history she's got a hunchback i got a hunch then again i just don't know she drinks hawaiian punch she calls me quasimodo i'm a lucky fella she's my esmarelda doin' what i oughta she always brings me water