Diana Gone Wrong - Jeremy's Couch lyrics

2 A.M. and two duffle bags she kicked him out on the street He was so in love he took her to Vegas and bought her a shiny ring He said all I wanna do is go home but I'm not sure where that is anymore I did the best I could to pay the bills delivering chicken wings So I'll make a call to Jeremy Sleep on the couch and drink whiskey Cus I can't wait to be with my friends Cus I know they're just like me Graduated top of the cla** to make Mom and Dad happy He worked so hard to miserable in Santa Barbara U.C. He said all I wanna do is go home but I'm not sure where that is anymore So I'll smoke some weed and lose some weight when I join the military And I'll make a call to Jeremy Sleep on the couch and drink whiskey Cus I can't wait to be with my friends Cus I know they're just like me I can't wait to be with my friends Cus I know they're just like me I'm just a kid who needs an opportunity So I'm pa**ing flyers out for other bands When I wanna be the one that sings Studded belts at a frat party Kids that need opportunity Lost love washed down with a little whiskey Cus they're just like me You're just like me Cus you're just like me You're just like me