Diamond D - The Ass lyrics

[Verse 1: Pharoahe Monch] f** it I shagged her, without the usages of Viagra Had her comin like Niagara Falls when I bagged her On the cellular my genitalia pitched the pelvis Uh-huh, when her hips gyrate like Elvis She tried to scurry hurry to finish very alone Tell my doggs what's necessary bout how I bury the bone She said (When you ready to blast, don't ask, say when) Had her screamin like lightin a nuke when I was halfway in In the past I used to send em back, give em the minimum Now I leave em with venom on they chin when I'm bendin em Y'all know the name - get it engraved, s** slave Stadium style, from the back, a** doin the wave (HEY!) Yellin to me is a felony Hell'll be froze over when I celebrate celibacy, case closed My Dick Rules Everything Around Me, D.R.E.A.M., get the a** Without spendin the cash now, look at em Standin tall with the veins all in it Nuts ripped up with the brain all in it My man Mike to see more Dick than Dastardly and Van Dyke Together help me make it through the pain struggle and the bad weather Yo, be on your way on your lesbian quest I'm chillin at the rest with Five Fingers of d**h (uh-huh) And a whole lot of cash 'Specially if y'all sisters ain't up in the.. [Hook] The a**! The a**! The a**! The a**! (Ladies) The dick! The dick! The dick! The dick! [Verse 2: Apani B Fly] Uhh, what Vaginas diamond studded, you know you love it Rub dick the right way, don't be cumin quick like express trains Make your Jones crazy Swallow bones but no babies, to stick this gotta lick this Tonight's entre is cherries bombay And thai-thai's flavored cafe latte Broke-a** bumba claat let's rock can't play with mines Need not ? danglin, pinchin my spine (ow) Hangin ten with the best of wenches, that never flinches Bench your game, part four won't score Gotta hit the backboard, like it raw backdoor Wanta pause hardcore p**n style, ba-bay Who do it better? Say my name backwards and spell each letter Be havin grams of spasm, leavin on a stretcher And ? wet and incredible, suction Punk-a** you're wack pumpin, ready to rupture Bustin wildly like N.Y.P.D So typically we, wasn't ready for the fantasy freak Don't sleep, privately I peep with devices Energizers keep me vibratin in a crisis Representin my b**hes, throwin cli*orises Like ventriloquistes limp, penises don't kiss these p**y lipses Please you play, clay with top grade sh** I seen bigger dicks in pre-K (Nahhhhhh!) [Hook] The dick! The dick! The dick! The dick! (n***as) The a**! The a**! The a**! The a**!