I heard a girl in a dress say her face was a mess I heard there's no reason why I heard that now's the time to buy on planet earth i'll probably stay on planet earth it's a place to live your life where pleasure follows pain people go insane fly around in planes pray that it won't rain drive around in cars get drunk in local bars dream of being stars well I lived all my life on planet earth I saw a girl lose all control when she lost her new mink stole I saw her try to catch a man things I couldn't understand on planet earth i'll probably stay on planet earth it's a place to live your life where pleasure follows pain people go insane fly around in planes pray that it won't rain drive around in cars get drunk in local bars dream of being stars well I lived all my life on planet earth I saw a man on a stage scream "put me back in my cage" I saw him hang by his tie I saw enough to make me cry on planet earth on planet earth I lived all my life on planet earth I lived all my life on planet earth on planet earth (repeat)