Weave to the left bob to the right Or you'll be a flat tire on the freeway of life Go get active, change your luck Lay with yatta yatta's and treat 'em rough Come your turkey, drop your load Please don't let the tin man get your goat Stay horizontal don't look back If you do you'll give your mom and dad A heart attack Check your oil change your mind Keep it up like a pup Your battery will go before u know what's up Look for a socket wear flesh-colored pants Big babies go the distance in wrap-around fat Dig your diddle clean your nose When trouble gets behind you keep your Back door closed Okay so you're skinny its a hard-edged game Jellymen are weak links on the daisy chain Sleep on you belly, reach for the sky