You know I live a life of danger for the FBI Keeping tabs on our nation on the land, on the sea, in the sky But every single night before I go to bed I get down on my knees and thank God I'm a secret agent man Secret agent man, secret agent man They've given me a number But they've taken away my name I got one hell of a job to perform for the U.S. of A Got the responsibility of our nation's top security But every night and day, I salute the flag and say, "Thank you, Jesus," 'cause I'm I'm a secret agent man Secret agent man, secret agent man They've given me a number But they've taken away my name You know they got me doin' this, doin' that And a little bit of something else Fighting cavities of evil and safeguarding America's health But not an afternoon pa**es I don't get up off my a** Thank you, God, 'cause I'm I'm a secret agent man Secret agent man, secret agent man They've given me a number But they've taken away my name 'Cause I'm a secret agent man