Deric "D-Dot" Angelettie - Stir Crazy lyrics

[Intro: Ken Kaniff] Uhh, hell yea man, hm, oh f** yeah When I'm not at home beating my sh** to d**h I'm listening to The Madd Rapper's album This is Ken Kaniff and I'm still mad as hell, f** you [Verse 1: Eminem] I'm crazy with this razor, with this razor I'm crazy With this crazor I'm razy, razor crazed, I'm crazy (Okay, I'm re-loaded) Go bring Jay Z (Tell them him I'mma ghostwrite for him) on Dre's beats Ran in the ladies' room naked in a blanket At the banquet and started to spank it (ahh) Came in the bank with a tank fired a blank at the clerk and handcuffed her ankles To the safe and thanked her but I didn't take nothing (thanks) Every bullet came from the same gun, just from different angles Cause I was picking strange places to aim from (Man, I bet you fifty bucks you won't jump out the window Shady) *Crash* (Ahhhh!!) pay me [Verse 2: The Madd Rapper] Psyche, no bread f**ed up in the head Shot my girl and my sister cause I caught them in bed (Wait, wait, wait) I'm a crazy motherf**er might shoot me a Fed Or I just might start a fist fight instead See as far as the dough go, I go loco See me pumpin' gas at your local Sunoco Stuck off the hydro, mixed with cocoa Jump turn styles, then run from po-po [Hook: The Madd Rapper & Eminem] x2 Life stinks, we don't give a f** son, we crazy Tear up the clubs and do d**, we crazy f** wild hoes and bust slugs, we crazy Madd rapper is crazy Slim Shady is crazy [Verse 3: The Madd Rapper] I wish I'd been aborted, my pockets got a shortage Everything I wanna floss I can't afford it I'm trying to sell an o, my pops trying to snort it My daughter's babysitter is about to be deported I'm mad cause I still stand in line for clubs Mad cause my rottweiler still sh**s on the rugs (God Dammit Spike) Feeling kinda crazy now, I just might flip out Slim Shady gave me shrooms and I might trip out, like (Eh.... Oh... Dude Yo, this sh** is crazy... oohhhh..... This is Incredible... ohhh....) f** that Slim keep that for yourself You a crazy white dude and you need some help Word [Verse 4: Eminem] I got a beautiful wife, kids, and a gorgeous home What would make me jump in the tub with a cordless phone? I'm straight vicious, I hit you with plates and dishes Leave you with eight stitches What I'm gay cause I hate b**hes s*ut, don't be nice to me, I've had it with girls And I'll still be mad at the world Even if it apologized to me (sorry) You're hearing the last thoughts of a man about to blow his f**ing brains out Fall back with a blood stained blouse on top of his spouse Spread out on a blood stained couch In front of his kids that he just k**ed in the same house I'm sicker than Boy George picturing Michael Jackson In little boys' drawers shopping at toy stores Shady said it, Shady meant it I stay demented I'll throw a stroller at you, with a baby in it Go ahead pull the plug, think I won't smack you I just dropped a f**ing pill mom, don't vacuum [Hook]