DeRay - School Spirit (Skit 1) lyrics

Skit 1: [DeRay Davis] Now beat that! And your mother's saying "Go to college" So you finish college and it's wonderful You feel so good And after all the partying and craziness And don't forget about that drug habit you picked up at school being around your peers Hey! Now you'll get that 25-thousand dollar job a year And you'll spend all your money on crack c**aine But, it'll be YOUR money No more borrowing from mom for my high! So now you get your degree tattooed on your back Cause you're so excited about it If you continue to work at the Gap, after several interviews, oh my God You'll come in at a entry-level position And if you do that If you kiss enough a** You'll move up to the next level Which is being the secretary's secretary And boy is that great You can take messages for the secretary Who NEVER went to college She's actually the boss's niece! So now you're part of the family You know what college does for you? It makes you really smart, man All you kids wanted to talk in the back of the cla** Not me, I listened Okay? I was a hall monitor This was meant to be You know how many cla**es I took? Extra cla**es, extra cla**es No, I've never had s** But you know what? My degree keeps me satisfied When a lady walks up to me and says "Hey, you know what's s**y?" No, I don't know what it is But I bet I can add up all the change in your purse Very fast