Denis Leary - Merry f'n christmas lyrics

Ol' Saint Nick's got bourbon breath It's so cold you could catch your d**h A cop sold me some crystal meth It's a Merry f**ing Christmas Everything's so Christmas-y The streets are twinkling with frozen pee My priest just sat on Santa's knee It's a Merry f**ing Christmas All the kids go to bed each night to dream what Santa brings 'em (brings 'em) Unless they're Jewish or m**m or some other gyp religion Crappy toys flying off the shelves Midgets dressed up to look like elves Spread good cheer or burn in hell It's a Merry f**ing Christmas All the kids go to bed each night to dream what Santa brings 'em Unless they're Jewish or m**m or some other gyp religion Cracklin' fires to keep me warm And my collection of Asian p**n Cradle my bells and work my horn It's a keep on truckin', last year s**in', midget chuckin', slap the puckin', how much wood could a wood chuck chuckin', Merry f**ing Christmas HO HO HO! Shut up! *slap noise*