THE LEGGY BURZUM FAN DID IT FOR ME WHEN SHE SENT THE PICTURES OF HER TINY ASS NESTLING SNUGLY IN A MINI-BIKINI FROM ETAM BUT I GUESS THAT'S JUST BOORISH WHEN SET AGAINST YOUR LOFTY fu*kING PRETENSION LIKE I'D NEVER SEEN YOU SWOON OVER SOME INFANT bu*t OR LINGER AT THE POOL IT'S THE HARD DICK THAT OFFENDS MOST THE 191 PAGE STUPID, LITTLE TOXIC ALIBI THE LOUDEST VOICES GETTING HEARD THE MOST SHE'S CUTE AND SHE'S LIKE A BABY THE PLASTIC LETTERS AND LOW LITTLE BLACKBOARD SPELLING OUT WET AND WASH AND WIPE AND WANT READING WITH A FINGER 35 WEEKS IN LANGUAGE RECOVERY YOURS AND THAT AND IT I'S BECOME J'S, G SLIDES INTO D THE QUICK AND FRISKY BODY PIQUANTLY OFFSET BY THE SLOW-MOVING MOUTH AND DULL BARELY COPING MIND THAT NEVERTHELESS ATTRACTS I ALSO LIKE THE CHESHIRE CAT SUIT IF SHE COULD JUST TAKE IT OFF AND GET A LITTLE SUNBURNT BUT WE'RE HERE TO WORK ON ALPHABET CHARTS FOR THE KID THAT CAN'T READ THAT CAN'T EVEN HOLD A BOOK THE KID THAT ONE DAY WILL BE su*kING co*k WIPING HER HANDS AND ADDING THE NUMBERS IN HER HEAD DO YOU SEE THE U IN UNDRESS? NOW POINT WITH YOUR FINGER DO YOU RECOGNIZE YOUR NAME? BENEATH THE PICTURE OF KITTY DO YOU RECOGNIZE YOUR TYPE? COULD THIS BE YOU? A SEXUAL CONSERVATIVE WHO LOST THEIR INSTINCT FOR SELF-CENSORSHIP A MORBID TRICKSTER WITH BAD TIMING AND NO REFUSAL SKILLS PARADING THE ELEGANT SYMPTOMS OF PAST MOLESTATION AND EVERYDAY NEGLECT CONSTANTLY INTRIGUED BY MORAL ANARCHY AND ECONOMIC PAIN COULD THIS BE YOU? GETTING YOUR FAT FINGERS CAUGHT IN bu*tON DOWN 501S GORGING ON THE SUCCULENT TASTE OF AMYL AND SMEGMA THE FAINT CLICK OF THE METER STILL RUNNING WHY NOT TRY JUST WALKING HOME NEXT TIME? OR BETTER STILL JUST SLEEP IN THE TRASH SO HOW'S LIFE IN YOUR BROWN WORLD? DO YOU STILL WANT TO DO IT FOR THE COACH? IS FRAGILE GENDER IDENTIFICATION AN ISSUE OR DO YOU JUST CRAVE OBSCENE MEXICAN co*k? WHAT KIND OF WRONGED ANIMAL ARE YOU? AND JUST HOW ARE YOU ON: REMOTE VIEWING CRYSTAL WORSHIP WATER DIVINING AND OTHER ESOTERICA THE VIENNA BOYS' CHOIR PISSING ON LIMAHL INTERGENERATIONAL INTIMACY BEDWETTING AND WEB DESIGN HAVE YOU EVER USED A DENTAL DAM? DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO GET HIV? MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE IN MY COSY OFFICE OF TOYS AND I'LL TEACH YOU HOW TO TOUCH A THREE YEAR OLD CORRECTLY THE INTERESTING ORIFICES AND DISTINCT BODY ODORS THE LATEST RESEARCH INTO PRENATAL ERECTIONS AND INFANTILE ORGASM I'VE A GROWING COLLECTION OF CHILDREN'S PERFUME SCENTS SUCH AS FLOWER POWER, SWEETHEART AND STARLIGHT I FIND BEAUTIFUL LIFE TO BE THE MOST SENSUAL FRAGRANCE DELICATELY APPLIED RIGHT BEFORE BEDTIME BREATHE IT DEEPLY INTO YOUR FLABBY CORRODED SNOUT OR MAYBE YOU'D LIKE TO READ A STORY FIRST BUT I'M FORGETTING YOU CAN'T EVEN HOLD A BOOK THE RIGHT WAY UP CAN YOU, c*nt? IGNORANT LITTLE b*tch GOATISH GREYBEARD O.K., WE'LL LISTEN TO SOME MAKE-OUT MUSIC LUXURIATE TOGETHER IN THE DELICIOUS DIGITAL WASH OF AIR ESCAPING FROM WELL-TRAINED YOUNG LUNGS THE PRISTINE BOY BREATH CARESSING YOUR FILTHY DONKEY SKIN BEFORE DYING IN THE FILTHY STENCH OF YOUR CARIOUS TEETH AND AT THE RISK OF SOUNDING MEAN, CRUEL AND YET AGAIN BOORISH HOW ARE YOU ON: SIBLING SEX PLAY CONFLICT RESOLUTION BURBERRY BABY TOUCH ST. MATTHEW PASSION THE SECRET LANGUAGE OF HAIR I'M GETTING fu*kING SICK OF THIS CAN'T SEE WHY HE CAN'T TAKE YOU IN HAND CHAIN YOU TO A RADIATOR AND BEAT YOU TO A BLOODY PULP CHRIST KNOWS HE MUST WANT TO YOU DO KNOW THAT, DON'T YOU? WHAT HAS HE FOUND THIS TIME? AN ILL-ADVISED DIARY ENTRY A CRUMBY AND DESPERATE EMAIL CAN'T SEE YOU GIVING TOO MUCH AWAY WHEN YOU'RE SO OBVIOUSLY BORED AND QUOTE REMARKABLY UNINTERESTING WHAT THE fu*k IS THIS? JE PLEURE LA NUIT LE JOUR! NO fu*kING COMMENT. OR THIS: J'AI ENVIE DE TOI WHICH TRANSLATES AS: I RESPOND TO YOUR MEGALOMANIA CAN I BE INDISCREET ABOUT YOUR STRETCH MARKS? AND VOLUPTUOUS OVERBITE OR OTHER MAGNIFICENT AND DAZZLING SECRETS THE BARELY VISIBLE BRUISES BASEMENT TOILETS, LIFESTYLE CHANGES DEVIANT RISK TAKING AND MAKING THE SAME MISTAKE TWICE WITH TWO-BIT FRIENDS FROM THE OPERA HOUSE TO THE SEWER FROM THE BATOFAR TO BESLAN NOW EVERYTHING'S UP FOR SALE AND IT'S JUST ALL ABOUT MARKETING NOW, RIGHT?