Del The Funky Homosapien - And They Thought That Was Hell lyrics

Hip hop, an asylum run by inmates, who be wilin' So I'm comin' with a heavier dose This medication is safe for you slowpokes Don't choke, just swallow it, follow it With this funk flow poured from the bottle, kid Some of y'all don't mind if you die in the spotlight Long as you shine you be crossing the line and you out of your mind They very own personal Dr. Frankenstien and the monster is right in front of your face you can't figure it out, you figure it's me cuz I stay way ahead of you dweebs my regiment be the strictest rituals habitual funk for competition, it's critical get exposed in the expose soon as you step on stage, get fragged with grenades average a day of raps per capita slappin ya, you just a pa**enger that be tagging along you averagin' on some other sh** you think is nice well think twice Life is too short to be a shorty is the story of the glorious trail the metamorphosis of Del Livin' large, the n***az in charge of the game like a caretaker, a shareholder with a rare aura Everybody think they hip connected through the world-wide web with microchips cellphones radiate the mic I spit into sending feedback so please just leave that thing where you came from I'm-a leave your brain numb You ain't gonna need it after feeling the invasion Ceiling's gonna cave in vibrations bounce and drill into the pavement I'm thrilling you with entertainment Yo, I never gave anybody hell I just told them what's up and they thought that was hell D-E-L and I'm back from hell Trapped in hell where I learned to master self Have you in a spell with the magical raps that I tell caught in a rapture relax with yourself Funk'll fill you with a pa**ion that'll push you past it and leave them tricky ba*tards in hell H-E-double hockey sticks I know I'm hot so hop off my dick Talkin' sh** at a mile a minute you can tell a lieutenant to f** the speed limit You know when it's on once you smell that fire and brimstone I'm at the endzone. I find most of this bullsh** pushed as entertainment very educational as soon as they make a home and try to take control I just pick up a book and read Cuz I can't believe none of the crap they put on TV Satellite vision Hell if I listen to a motherf**er who whole mission is to get into my brain. Sit and find blame with anything I got goin' They plot is more important. All I gotta say is 'so what?' Reality TV is so far from that Motherf**ers be washed up and try to come back. -----wax indicated madness imitation of the fatness that is now public access at this moment in time you are frozen in time I am holding you with rhyme flow patterns that average adults say is thought provoking he talks like he's brought up from Oakland and hold notions back till I find the quotient I feel like a Vulcan amongst trollkins No comprehende if they got the sense from they sensei They sensei he been gay and that's what me and my friends say. H-E-double hockey sticks I know I'm hot so hop off my dick Talkin' sh** at a mile a minute you can tell a lieutenant to f** the speed limit You know when it's on once you smell that fire and brimstone I'm at the endzone. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the finest, your Highness, Sir Diesel, your knight in funky armor. I'ma put you in the mood to funk Funk'll have you feeling the groove Yeah the groove is on me On the house I'm buying at the bar Try me out You know them other dudes is bu*t straight a** crack Now you asking for your money back This one's on me, on the house let me see something show me what it's all about Hey, I never gave anybody hell I just told them what's up and they thought that was hell D-E-L and I'm back from hell Trapped in hell where I learned to master self Sweat pouring on my shirt The air conditioners don't work