Shirt tucked into your trouser You look like a wowser Kick me out of my dressing room You fat f** it'll all be over soon Note for note sound for sound We're the only band in this one horse town So I take a note write it down There isn't any other bands around Follow me up and down the country Goddam you're starting to bug me Did you say what I think you said? Did you say you wanted a smack in the head?