Deirdre Flint - My Old Boyfriend's New Girlfriend lyrics

She looks good in black, she looks good in white She looks good in Lycra, or anything tight She looks good in earth-tones, she looks good in red I think she'd look really good with a spike through her head She's my old boyfriend's new girlfriend Knows Tai Chi and her legs are waxed She's my old boyfriend's new girlfriend I gotta funny feeling he won't be coming back Well when I first saw them together I was more than surprised She stood at five foot eight, blond hair and blue eyes I said "I figured that he'd rebound with a bimbo after me" They said "She's Harvard-educated in bio-technology" "Well OK so she can add and she looks good in a skirt, But she's a selfish little princess who treats him like dirt." They said, "She just bought him a Volvo, she cooks, she cleans, She spent two years digging ditches with the Peace Corps in Baneen(?)" "Well OK I'll give her that, but I bet their love life's flat" They said, "She knows the Kama Sutra like the back of her hand." I said, "Now playing the guitar - that's something I know she can't do." I heard someone say, "You're right, but frankly neither can you." She's my old boyfriend's new girlfriend Knows her way round the Red Sox stats She's my old boyfriend's new girlfriend And female intuition tells me he won't be coming back When I dumped his bu*t a month ago, he was supposed to pine away Well he's looking pretty healthy In fact each time I see him he gets better looking to me every day Oh yeah! She's my old boyfriend's new girlfriend There's no hope with a girl like that She's my old boyfriend's new girlfriend And would you like to bet that he won't be coming back Yeah she can parallel park without any ha**le She Fung Shui'd the whole Hearst castle She runs a 10K in 30:05 and all her Schrödinger's cats survive She stopped a civil war in an Eastern Block nation She found the fourth planet in the Virgo constellation On her lunch break With a magnifying gla**