Dean Friedman - (i Am In Love With The) Mcdonald's Girl lyrics

By dean friedman I am in love with the mcdonald's girl She has the smile of innocence oh so tender and warm. I am in love with the mcdonald's girl She is an angel in a polyester uniform I leave from softball practice every night It's getting dark but the golden arches light up the way. I turn the corner at the traffic light. I count my money and then i rehearse what i'm gonna say, "i'd like an order of fries, a quarter pounder with cheese, I love the light in your eyes. will you go out with me please?" I am in love with the mcdonald's girl She doesn't try to impress anyone She's doesn't act real tough like all the other girls that i know. She don't treat me like a simpleton. She's not afraid to be the only other virgin i know. And when my hamburgers cold, i get up ready to go, She's only 15 years old, and i'm in love with her so I am in love with the mcdonald's girl There she stands behind the register Taking orders from the saddle river little league If they knew how much i wanted her Their homeroom teacher would have to send them home for a week. And as i head for the door, the movement catches her eye, My heart begins to soar, she smiles and waves goodbye, goodbye, goodbye. I am in love with the mcdonald's girl She has the smile of innocence oh so tender and warm. I am in love with the mcdonald's girl She is an angel in a polyester uniform She is an angel in a polyester uniform.